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Dan listens to rain falling on the rooftop
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    1. Epistemic Banana‏ @literalbanana 25 Nov 2017

      ahahahaha donald trump is literally our president I just realized

      4 replies 5 retweets 54 likes
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    2. Epistemic Banana‏ @literalbanana 25 Nov 2017

      that is why people keep talking about him!

      2 replies 2 retweets 28 likes
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    3. ngvrnd‏ @ngvrnd 25 Nov 2017
      Replying to @literalbanana

      Ahahahaha

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    4. Epistemic Banana‏ @literalbanana 25 Nov 2017
      Replying to @ngvrnd

      clown world but actually

      1 reply 1 retweet 7 likes
    5. ngvrnd‏ @ngvrnd 25 Nov 2017
      Replying to @literalbanana

      Given that this is a simulation, is anything other than clown world really possible? In the limit anyway.

      1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
    6. Epistemic Banana‏ @literalbanana 25 Nov 2017
      Replying to @ngvrnd

      the only question is whether the simulation started c. 1995 or c. 2015

      3 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
    7. Dan listens to rain falling on the rooftop‏ @danlistensto 25 Nov 2017
      Replying to @literalbanana @ngvrnd

      but those are our dates from inside the sim. how do they simulators count time?

      1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
    8.  🈂️ 🍵‏ @suchaone 25 Nov 2017
      Replying to @danlistensto @literalbanana @ngvrnd

      I'd hope that they have no concept of time and can travel through our time at will

      2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
    9.  🈂️ 🍵‏ @suchaone 25 Nov 2017
      Replying to @suchaone @danlistensto and

      last thing I want is to be in a sim made by a 4th dimentionally challenged demiurge

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      Dan listens to rain falling on the rooftop‏ @danlistensto 25 Nov 2017
      Replying to @suchaone @literalbanana @ngvrnd

      I think I have bad news for you then...

      6:27 AM - 25 Nov 2017
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        2.  🈂️ 🍵‏ @suchaone 25 Nov 2017
          Replying to @danlistensto @literalbanana @ngvrnd

           🈂️ 🍵 Retweeted  🈂️ 🍵

          but I always thought...https://twitter.com/suchaone/status/887638041078243328 …

           🈂️ 🍵 added,

           🈂️ 🍵 @suchaone
          Replying to @alexeyguzey @garybasin
          the simulators are themselves the biggest trolls, we have an understanding
          1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
        3.  🈂️ 🍵‏ @suchaone 25 Nov 2017
          Replying to @suchaone @danlistensto and

          don't tell me that they didn't even implement history as a fucking blockchain

          2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
        4. Dan listens to rain falling on the rooftop‏ @danlistensto 25 Nov 2017
          Replying to @suchaone @literalbanana @ngvrnd

          how you gonna retcon if it's a blockchain, my dude?

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        5.  🈂️ 🍵‏ @suchaone 25 Nov 2017
          Replying to @danlistensto @literalbanana @ngvrnd

           🈂️ 🍵 Retweeted Adam Strandberg

          but then whyhttps://twitter.com/The_Lagrangian/status/699996013680005121 …

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          Adam Strandberg @The_Lagrangian
          Replying to @suchaone
          @suchaone try as you might, reality will never be purged of the stains of your sin :P
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