you're probably interpreting "can uniquely identify" a little too strictlypic.twitter.com/qCSNKy2WwP
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out of 5 stories, the only one you (or me, actually) "can uniquely identify" is the lunch meat
I know the name but if you took the caption off the photo I wouldn't get it
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