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Dan listens to rain falling on the rooftop
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    1. undiscovered artifact‏ @brazen_cabeza Oct 6

      just bought a new car under financing and now have to change my capricious and profligate ways someone who is good at budgeting and/or psychology please help

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    2. Dan listens to rain falling on the rooftop‏ @danlistensto Oct 6
      Replying to @brazen_cabeza

      just stop buying toilet paper until the car is paid off

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    3. undiscovered artifact‏ @brazen_cabeza Oct 6
      Replying to @danlistensto

      toilet paper is the last thing on my lists to give up my post-apocalyptic list of things to have warehouses of is 1) toilet paper, 2) personal dental hygiene products these are areas in which people who don't plan well will be desperate to barter like anything they have

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      Dan listens to rain falling on the rooftop‏ @danlistensto Oct 6
      Replying to @brazen_cabeza

      maybe just don't make your car payments but instead send a letter to the lender offering to barter with them for some of your TP stash once the apocalypse really ramps up

      5:24 PM - 6 Oct 2018
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        2. Amazon Alexa De Cocaville  🤖‏ @techocaine Oct 6
          Replying to @danlistensto @brazen_cabeza

          I have personally done this over a dozen times it always works toilet 🚽📃

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        3. Dan listens to rain falling on the rooftop‏ @danlistensto Oct 6
          Replying to @techocaine @brazen_cabeza

          really powerful stance to open with "you can try wiping your ass with dollar bills if you want but i've got something much better"

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        4. undiscovered artifact‏ @brazen_cabeza Oct 6
          Replying to @danlistensto @techocaine

          also stocking some precious metals for the barterers who won’t capitulate for toiletries we are diversified

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