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Planning a festive holiday in beautiful Colombia? Have a wonderful time! Be aware, however, that you might want to avoid certain holidays:pic.twitter.com/D1zYJlvEEz
Alternatively, when they are murdering someone else, they aren't attacking you, so these day may actually turn out to be the safest days for a tourist.
Oh, see, that's actionable contrarian thinking at work! Kudos, sir! How else to apply the principle? Should I book a holiday in Damascus? The Rakhine State? West Virginia?
Go where there's a lot of crimes of passion, but avoid places where it's common for civilians to get caught in the crossfire.
How about this — in addition to Mimetïc PitPads™, you could work on a venture called Genocide Holidays™ You'd identify locales which are certain death for residents, certain bargains for tourists
Very nice. Buy the vacation package and receive free PitPads! (Just in case you get stabbed or shot, you'd have something to wipe up the blood)
they double as baby ass wipes for @cognazor, who would be hunting mammoth had he not been born in a time devoid of these magnificent beasts.
he now eats tofu and cleans infant vomit.
...I also sit in front of a computer all day. #winning
I like to view it as the computer sitting in front of me all day
That's a power move right there. You show that computer who's boss!
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