still thinking about how to perfectly time ripeness on strawberries and avocados. each of those is 10x as good while perfectly ripe than when just a little under or over. the ripeness window lasts for no more than a single day (if that). frustrating!
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Replying to @danlistensto
Timing ain't gonna work, too many butterfly wing-flaps. You need instantaneous measurement and reporting.
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Replying to @averykimball
so what you're saying is I should put the avocado in a holster and carry it around with me everywhere. product idea: avocado holsters
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Replying to @danlistensto
Coupled with toast bandoliers, you can market a Millennial First Blood.
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Replying to @averykimball
I can ruin so many boomers this way none will withstand my millennial power
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