let me tell you about my city: the reason it's called "the city that never sleeps" is because the noise pollution is so severe everyone is awakened under hostile conditions 3 or 4 times a night.
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the reason it's called "the big apple" is because it's got a poisonous core and attracts vermin
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the reason they say "if you can make it here, you can make it anywhere" is because every single motherfucker in this town is out to get you one way or another and a few years living here will wrap you in impenetrable psychic armor
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seriously I gotta get out of here
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it just means hello
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did you know that new yorkers have the same word for "hello", "goodbye" and "fuck you"?
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this is a true statement
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