stop substituting effort for diligence if someone tells you, "okay, you need to go into this building, see ya" and eight hours later they come back and the door is covered in blood and your face is wrecked because you've spent that time smashing your face into the building door
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and they say "what are you doing you just had to go inside" and you say "stop being so mean to me, look how hard i'm trying" and they say "k but you just had to turn the doorknob" then your life strategies are oriented toward sponging off your parents not functioning as an adult
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some people have parents that also don't know about door knobs
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