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Dan listens to rain falling on the rooftop
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    1. OκULTRA XP 🧿‏ @0K_ultra Aug 22

      Today in weird OKultra dreams: earth was invaded by weird xenomorph/tyranid like parasitoid aliens, which turned out to be fleeing utter ecological devastation of their homeworld by weird infectious exotic matter that was essentially C&C Tiberium /

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    2. OκULTRA XP 🧿‏ @0K_ultra Aug 22

      aliens used weird portal technology that was very clearly not their making and was in fact powered by reactors using that very same infectious exomat as fuel. It turned out portals were built by someone with absolutely no concept of information security or basic bitch safety /

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    3. OκULTRA XP 🧿‏ @0K_ultra Aug 22

      so humans managed to "hack" (more like, log in following extremely thorough animated instructions available at any portal endpoint device) the portal network and "flip all offs to ons" on all portal terminals on alien homeworld, destroying the entire planet, but also causing /

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    4. OκULTRA XP 🧿‏ @0K_ultra Aug 22

      the exotic matter crystals to be ejected from alien homeworld onto earth, resulting in slow creeping destruction of ecosystem by ever-growing power crystals but also solving all energy problems forever (causing the crystals to "combust" releasing energy was dangerously easy) /

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    5. OκULTRA XP 🧿‏ @0K_ultra Aug 22

      the matters complicated by bitter protracted war with remaining aliens who were absolutely un-amused by complete destruction of their homeworld, and effective genocide of their society which could not effectively self-reproduce without certain "queenlike" members that were /

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    6. OκULTRA XP 🧿‏ @0K_ultra Aug 22

      apparently still back home when portals exploded. Also, aliens were rapidly mutating and engaging in increasing amounts of fratricidal warfare, which may or may not have been due to some virus that may or may not have been engineered. Surface was increasingly un-inhabitable /

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    7. OκULTRA XP 🧿‏ @0K_ultra Aug 22

      Aliens could not effectively reverse-engineer technology (human or "portal-maker"), they were not tool users in the usual sense and did not have concept of science or engineering. They could mutate and adapt tyranid-style tho /

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    8. OκULTRA XP 🧿‏ @0K_ultra Aug 22

      most human settlements were underground and increasingly based on technology reversed from remaining portal terminals, as were giant war platforms used to trade between remaining cities and carry out surface ops (they could in principle run without crew at all, but /

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    9. OκULTRA XP 🧿‏ @0K_ultra Aug 22

      what remained of UN insisted on there being a crew, who mostly did very little beyond nodding along to onboard computer calling the shots) I was part of crew of 5 running a town-sized tank running extermination ops against the remaining aliens /

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      Dan listens to rain falling on the rooftop‏ @danlistensto Aug 22
      Replying to @0K_ultra

      is this a dream or a life goal? feel like the XEnos extermination commander gig suits you extraordinarily well

      11:44 AM - 22 Aug 2018
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      • ⚡🔌 interelectrocutorion ⛈️💡 OκULTRA XP🧿 You from the future
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        1. OκULTRA XP 🧿‏ @0K_ultra Aug 22
          Replying to @danlistensto

          it was a surprisingly chill job

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