I want Werner Herzog to narrate my life "Watch as the academic, a silly, pathetic creature, attempts to use knowledge to discipline the unruly, atavistic forces of nature with a simple riding lawn mower. The victory is ephemeral but celebrated with great gusto and a beer."
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Replying to @EPoe187
Lawns are a terrible waste. To think that some people spend cumulatively thousands of hours of their lives policing grass. Best to either buy a robot or use more self-maintaining landscape architecture imo.
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YES YES please join me in my crusade against the grassy menace.
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