Skip to content
By using Twitter’s services you agree to our Cookies Use. We and our partners operate globally and use cookies, including for analytics, personalisation, and ads.
  • Home Home Home, current page.
  • About

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Language: English
    • Bahasa Indonesia
    • Bahasa Melayu
    • Català
    • Čeština
    • Dansk
    • Deutsch
    • English UK
    • Español
    • Filipino
    • Français
    • Hrvatski
    • Italiano
    • Magyar
    • Nederlands
    • Norsk
    • Polski
    • Português
    • Română
    • Slovenčina
    • Suomi
    • Svenska
    • Tiếng Việt
    • Türkçe
    • Ελληνικά
    • Български език
    • Русский
    • Српски
    • Українська мова
    • עִבְרִית
    • العربية
    • فارسی
    • मराठी
    • हिन्दी
    • বাংলা
    • ગુજરાતી
    • தமிழ்
    • ಕನ್ನಡ
    • ภาษาไทย
    • 한국어
    • 日本語
    • 简体中文
    • 繁體中文
  • Have an account? Log in
    Have an account?
    · Forgot password?

    New to Twitter?
    Sign up
danlistensto's profile
Dan listens to rain falling on the rooftop
Dan listens to rain falling on the rooftop
Dan listens to rain falling on the rooftop
@danlistensto

Tweets

Dan listens to rain falling on the rooftop

@danlistensto

Moloch's janitor

Joined August 2014

Tweets

  • © 2018 Twitter
  • About
  • Help Center
  • Terms
  • Privacy policy
  • Cookies
  • Ads info
Dismiss
Previous
Next

Go to a person's profile

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @

Promote this Tweet

Block

  • Tweet with a location

    You can add location information to your Tweets, such as your city or precise location, from the web and via third-party applications. You always have the option to delete your Tweet location history. Learn more

    Your lists

    Create a new list


    Under 100 characters, optional

    Privacy

    Copy link to Tweet

    Embed this Tweet

    Embed this Video

    Add this Tweet to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Add this video to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Hmm, there was a problem reaching the server.

    By embedding Twitter content in your website or app, you are agreeing to the Twitter Developer Agreement and Developer Policy.

    Preview

    Why you're seeing this ad

    Log in to Twitter

    · Forgot password?
    Don't have an account? Sign up »

    Sign up for Twitter

    Not on Twitter? Sign up, tune into the things you care about, and get updates as they happen.

    Sign up
    Have an account? Log in »

    Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:

    Country Code For customers of
    United States 40404 (any)
    Canada 21212 (any)
    United Kingdom 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
    Brazil 40404 Nextel, TIM
    Haiti 40404 Digicel, Voila
    Ireland 51210 Vodafone, O2
    India 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon, Reliance
    Indonesia 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel, Indosat, XL Axiata
    Italy 4880804 Wind
    3424486444 Vodafone
    » See SMS short codes for other countries

    Confirmation

     

    Welcome home!

    This timeline is where you’ll spend most of your time, getting instant updates about what matters to you.

    Tweets not working for you?

    Hover over the profile pic and click the Following button to unfollow any account.

    Say a lot with a little

    When you see a Tweet you love, tap the heart — it lets the person who wrote it know you shared the love.

    Spread the word

    The fastest way to share someone else’s Tweet with your followers is with a Retweet. Tap the icon to send it instantly.

    Join the conversation

    Add your thoughts about any Tweet with a Reply. Find a topic you’re passionate about, and jump right in.

    Learn the latest

    Get instant insight into what people are talking about now.

    Get more of what you love

    Follow more accounts to get instant updates about topics you care about.

    Find what's happening

    See the latest conversations about any topic instantly.

    Never miss a Moment

    Catch up instantly on the best stories happening as they unfold.

    1. Dan listens to rain falling on the rooftop‏ @danlistensto Jul 5
      Replying to @MariBeingTime @MeFromBefore @brazen_cabeza

      First thing Laozi said he'd do was "fuck you stop bothering me about language"

      1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
    2. COMPLICATIONS OF INSOMNIA‏ @MariBeingTime Jul 5
      Replying to @danlistensto @MeFromBefore @brazen_cabeza

      Lu Tze would say the conversation never happened while smacking you with a broom.

      1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
    3. You from the future‏ @MeFromBefore Jul 5
      Replying to @MariBeingTime @danlistensto @brazen_cabeza

      Which reminds me, it’s coriander not cilantro.

      2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
    4. Snusmumrik‏ @snus_kin Jul 5
      Replying to @MeFromBefore @MariBeingTime and

      Corrie-ander

      2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
    5. Snusmumrik‏ @snus_kin Jul 5
      Replying to @snus_kin @MeFromBefore and

      I think this joke might be lost on everyone in this thread which is a shame.

      1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
    6. You from the future‏ @MeFromBefore Jul 5
      Replying to @snus_kin @MariBeingTime and

      I thought it was a pronunciation guide, so yep missed the joke sorry

      1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
    7. Snusmumrik‏ @snus_kin Jul 5
      Replying to @MeFromBefore @MariBeingTime and

      Corrie => short for Corrination Street popular british soap operal Some people think Coriander tastes like soap

      2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
    8. You from the future‏ @MeFromBefore Jul 5
      Replying to @snus_kin @MariBeingTime and

      Heh. Never would have guessed that, even though I knew what Coronation St was. Never seen any of it, thankfully. I wonder if the Yanks here know what a Septic is? 😜

      2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
    9. COMPLICATIONS OF INSOMNIA‏ @MariBeingTime Jul 5
      Replying to @MeFromBefore @danlistensto @brazen_cabeza

      I'm guessing it's probably not what it actually means, which is infected.

      1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
    10. You from the future‏ @MeFromBefore Jul 5
      Replying to @MariBeingTime @danlistensto @brazen_cabeza

      It’s rhyming slang.... Septic Tank -> Yank

      2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      Dan listens to rain falling on the rooftop‏ @danlistensto Jul 5
      Replying to @MeFromBefore @MariBeingTime @brazen_cabeza

      hmm what rhymes with "penal colony escapee"

      9:24 AM - 5 Jul 2018
      • 3 Likes
      • You from the future undiscovered artifact COMPLICATIONS OF INSOMNIA
      3 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
        1. COMPLICATIONS OF INSOMNIA‏ @MariBeingTime Jul 5
          Replying to @danlistensto @MeFromBefore @brazen_cabeza

          Hrmmm...people from Georgia? Noooo.

          0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
          Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
          Undo
        1. New conversation
        2. Snusmumrik‏ @snus_kin Jul 5
          Replying to @danlistensto @MeFromBefore and

          could i please sleep in your teepee do you have any ghee this is nice filigree is this a pidgeon pea

          1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
        3. COMPLICATIONS OF INSOMNIA‏ @MariBeingTime Jul 5
          Replying to @snus_kin @danlistensto and

          Pidgeon? What in the hell? Do you mean pigeon? JUST LOOK AT SPELLCHECK! That's not how it's spelled anymore!

          2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
        4. Snusmumrik‏ @snus_kin Jul 5
          Replying to @MariBeingTime @danlistensto and

          pigeon

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        5. COMPLICATIONS OF INSOMNIA‏ @MariBeingTime Jul 5
          Replying to @snus_kin @danlistensto and

          My parents gave me all sorts of books as a kid. Many of them were English. So, one day my fourth grade teacher asked me to spell Color. I spelled it Colour because that's how I'd seen it. WRONG!!! This is my catharsis.

          2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
        6. undiscovered artifact‏ @brazen_cabeza Jul 5
          Replying to @MariBeingTime @danlistensto @MeFromBefore

          if i am to become an american refugee in canada i promise to learn all the words that take unnecessary “u”s.

          1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
        7. You from the future‏ @MeFromBefore Jul 5
          Replying to @brazen_cabeza @MariBeingTime @danlistensto

          They’re not unnecessary. Case in point: Honour!

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        8. undiscovered artifact‏ @brazen_cabeza Jul 5
          Replying to @MeFromBefore @MariBeingTime @danlistensto

          honneur

          1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
        9. You from the future‏ @MeFromBefore Jul 5
          Replying to @brazen_cabeza @MariBeingTime @danlistensto

          Seems an appropriate juncture to post this classicpic.twitter.com/QnSnjsCiPk

          2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
        10. 6 more replies
        1. Snusmumrik‏ @snus_kin Jul 5
          Replying to @danlistensto @MeFromBefore and

          i want to take a pee

          0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
          Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
          Undo

      Loading seems to be taking a while.

      Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.

        Promoted Tweet

        false

        • © 2018 Twitter
        • About
        • Help Center
        • Terms
        • Privacy policy
        • Cookies
        • Ads info