First thing Laozi said he'd do was "fuck you stop bothering me about language"
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Hrmmm...people from Georgia? Noooo.
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could i please sleep in your teepee do you have any ghee this is nice filigree is this a pidgeon pea
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Pidgeon? What in the hell? Do you mean pigeon? JUST LOOK AT SPELLCHECK! That's not how it's spelled anymore!
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My parents gave me all sorts of books as a kid. Many of them were English. So, one day my fourth grade teacher asked me to spell Color. I spelled it Colour because that's how I'd seen it. WRONG!!! This is my catharsis.
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if i am to become an american refugee in canada i promise to learn all the words that take unnecessary “u”s.
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They’re not unnecessary. Case in point: Honour!
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Seems an appropriate juncture to post this classicpic.twitter.com/QnSnjsCiPk
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i want to take a pee
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