there's an entire class of people who use nothing but coconut oil. they wash their hair with coconut oil. they brush their teeth with coconut oil. only 1 container in their bathroom, and it's coconut oil. their cars are diesels fueled with coconut oil. they are coconut oil people
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i don't want to say this but, obviously it's some kind of cordyceps/toxoplasmosis scheme. but what is the parasite? is it coconut palms? or the 𝑜𝑖𝑙 𝑖𝑡𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑓?
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there's levels. the oil has cordycepted coconut palms which have cordycepted us
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Replying to @_molten_steel_ @purpleposeidon
It's phyrexian oil
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