fellas, it is with a heavy heart that i must report to you that today, i am That Guy there were normies on the train talking about C.S. Lewis, a bald bearded skinny guy with this big cultist grin and a woman with glasses & hat level of discourse was Bad, woman's a bit better
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i was just quietly cringing, but then dude started talking about the Bible & how he was an "engineering and physics student" and "no stranger to critical thinking" but when he read the Bible he found you could "jump up and down on it all you like" and it was "totally consistent"
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after the literal third time he repeated this because apparently it was so profound he was afraid we might have missed it the first two times, i snapped reader, i Remonstrated with him as a stranger on public transit i am filled with the bitter, heady venom of taboo violation
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apparently the vast textual inconsistencies are fine, though, because i wasn't talking about its ~heart~ my stop came before i could ask him whether the heart was the part where we are commanded to perform genocide upon the tribe of Amalek or all the other death penalties. sad!
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Replying to @chaosprime
actually the heart is the section in deuteronomy with all the legal codes, the rest is just backstory
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Replying to @simpolism @chaosprime
G_D demands very particular attention to your hair and beardstyle, manner of dress, diet, etc. He cares most particularly about how and when you make your observances to Him and in particular who is and is not allowed to touch His stuff, especially when they're on the rag.
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Replying to @danlistensto @simpolism
also that the priesthood gets the best cuts of meat from the sacrifices, He's very particular about that
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well that's just common sense though can't fault a priesthood for their choice cuts. they really ought to reconsider their opinions on shellfish though. missing out on some good stuff.
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