oh man. go put a little truffle oil on a peanut butter sandwich. holy FUCK
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Replying to @TRULY_RELAXED
can we just do a thread about actually good peanut butter sandwiches and how none of those sandwiches have jelly on them at all?
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Replying to @danlistensto @TRULY_RELAXED
hopefully. I will give you an opportunity to withdraw your vile slander
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Replying to @AlexGodofsky @TRULY_RELAXED
if you're eating jelly on your PB you've made a terrible life choice and should be reeducated for greater coprosperity and ethics
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Replying to @AlexGodofsky @TRULY_RELAXED
I bet you eat your pasta with tomato sauce too. I really need to start a public service about this to right the wrongs of the world.
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Replying to @danlistensto @TRULY_RELAXED
why do you hate the food decent people eat
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listen, friend, you know where noodles come from? Why don't you go to China and see how much fucking red sauce they're eating.
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