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Dan listens to rain falling on the rooftop
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    1.  🤖 Sonya Mann  🎀‏Verified account @sonyaellenmann Jun 7

      What's the most fun or productive thing you did today?

      67 replies 3 retweets 41 likes
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    2. Epistemic Banana‏ @literalbanana Jun 8
      Replying to @sonyaellenmann

      I failed to understand the nature of causal mechanisms repeatedly it was great

      2 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
    3. Dan listens to rain falling on the rooftop‏ @danlistensto Jun 8
      Replying to @literalbanana @sonyaellenmann

      what time is it?

      1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
    4. Epistemic Banana‏ @literalbanana Jun 8
      Replying to @danlistensto @sonyaellenmann

      time to...limp around trying to rescue a folk concept and put lipstick on it for science?

      1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
    5. Dan listens to rain falling on the rooftop‏ @danlistensto Jun 8
      Replying to @danlistensto @literalbanana @sonyaellenmann

      time is fake, only the monotonically increasing count since the epoch is real

      1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
    6. You from the future‏ @MeFromBefore Jun 8
      Replying to @danlistensto @literalbanana @sonyaellenmann

      Relying on the monotonically increasing epoch can cause interesting problems, btw. TFW you need an epoch for your epoch.

      1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
    7. Dan listens to rain falling on the rooftop‏ @danlistensto Jun 8
      Replying to @MeFromBefore @literalbanana @sonyaellenmann

      example? I feel comfortable saying 99% of the time problems I have are related to working in cyclical time. linear time is pretty straightforward.

      1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
    8. You from the future‏ @MeFromBefore Jun 8
      Replying to @danlistensto @literalbanana @sonyaellenmann

      People changing their system clocks to 2022 and back again just for fun. (People who do this deny it until you show them the logs). The good old days of Windows GetTickCount() only being 32 bits and wrapping every 49 days.

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    9. You from the future‏ @MeFromBefore Jun 8
      Replying to @MeFromBefore @danlistensto and

      When the 32-bit Unix time wraps in 2038 is gonna be hilarious.

      1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      Dan listens to rain falling on the rooftop‏ @danlistensto Jun 8
      Replying to @MeFromBefore @literalbanana @sonyaellenmann

      someone somewhere will still be running an on-prem server that they haven't updated since 1995

      10:43 AM - 8 Jun 2018
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        2. You from the future‏ @MeFromBefore Jun 8
          Replying to @danlistensto @literalbanana @sonyaellenmann

          Yep. There are going to be a lot of forgotten mystical things that have always worked that simply stop, go very strange, or just chug along happily in the belief that it’s 1970. Looking forward to it.

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        3. Dan listens to rain falling on the rooftop‏ @danlistensto Jun 8
          Replying to @MeFromBefore @literalbanana @sonyaellenmann

          if Terrence had been a *nix programmer he would have modeled the time wave as the eternal looping timeline running from 1970 to 2038

          1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
        4. You from the future‏ @MeFromBefore Jun 8
          Replying to @danlistensto @literalbanana @sonyaellenmann

          Shit. Maybe it is.

          0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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