Dan Keen

@dankeen

SWE @ Apple; trying to be a nice guy. Don't do much talking here but plenty of listening. Comments are my own.

San Jose, CA
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    Mar 16

    Want to be at the heart of watchOS? Come work with us!

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  2. Feb 14

    We could have this…

    at first glance, this may look like a normal System 7 screenshot; that is, until you start to zoom in
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    Jan 26

    The HealthKit team is hiring! If you like working at the frameworks layer and designing APIs for our developers, dealing with interesting and challenging problems in data storage/databases, concurrency, multi-process arch, memory, or perf, drop me a line! 

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  4. Jan 7

    Wordle 202 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 This is fun! Although yesterday had me beat, got it on 6.

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    Jan 3
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    Hi, I'm sure that whoever runs this account has no idea who I am, but I founded and I'm here to say fuck you and fuck this. Everyone involved in the project should be witheringly ashamed of this decision to partner with planet-incinerating Ponzi grifters.

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    Jan 1

    13 of them died from covid, and 1 died from a car crash that he would have survived... had he been wearing a seatbelt.

    More Border Patrol Agents died in the line of duty during 2021 than in any other time since the agency’s inception. The line-of-duty deaths of 15 Border Patrol agents mark a grim milestone in the agency’s history.
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    Dec 31

    so I was washing potatoes last night when I got excited

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    16 Dec 2021

    ask folks what it feels like to be wrong and they’ll say uncomfortable, embarrassing, cringey, devastating. but that’s how it feels to *realize* that you’re wrong. *being* wrong feels pretty much exactly like being right.

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    12 Dec 2021

    Words with their hearts on their sleeves: secretary: a keeper of secrets. wardrobe: to guard/ward our robes. freelancer: a knight free to use his lance for payment. holiday: a holy day. alphabet: the letters alpha, beta. disease: lack of ease. duck: a bird that ducks under water.

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    19 Nov 2021

    Let me clarify that not being surprised does not = not being pained, traumatized and deeply disappointed.

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    13 Nov 2021

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  12. 11 Nov 2021

    Retweet as endorsement.

    Personally I'd go retro with naming Apple Silicon mac chips: M1 = Performa M1 Pro = Centris M1 Max = Quadra
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    25 Sep 2021

    I am excited to share that my team, at the hub of multimedia software engineering at Apple, is hiring. If you are comfortable in C, proud of your critical thinking skills, and interested in this relevant, vibrant, and challenging area, take a look.

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    14 Sep 2021

    me reviewing ur pull request

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    2 Sep 2021

    1/ Not that I expect anyone to care too much, but since this is the only place I “journal”… After six years of occasionally observing the crypto space, I’m ready to take a position. Yep, it’s almost 100% very bad.

    1/ One nice thing about having seen a few cycles (and a few burst bubbles) is that I have absolutely no FOMO about crypto.
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    28 Aug 2021

    “Can you explain this gap in your resume” yeah I made it in LaTeX and I don’t know how to make the paragraph breaks smaller

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  17. 13 Aug 2021

    My favorite game as a kid. Never beat it though. I am really bad at video games 🥺

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  18. 1 Aug 2021

    Excited for this episode! Some awesome bonus plane coverage too.

    Here is a new episode! I chat with Dan “Animal” Javorsek about flyin the F-22 (and a few other interesting things). Check it out!
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  19. 28 Jul 2021

    A seriously impressive piece of kit. Thanks Martin!

    A screenshot of the game. The International Space Station is visible with the Earth in the background. In the foreground is a realistic Space Shuttle control panel showing orbital status, speed, fuel, and lots of other info.
    HUGE News! The Orbiter Space Flight Simulator has been open sourced by it's author Martin Schweiger after 20 years of individual development. Launch the Space Shuttle to the ISS with real world physics!
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    21 Jul 2021

    Interested in working on Health at Apple? HealthKit is hiring! If you like working at the frameworks layer and dealing with API design, databases, concurrency, memory, or performance, drop me a line!

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