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@danjan13

Jokes on the web. I RT a lot of funny things. Big hit with moms.

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: ožujak 2011.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    23. srp 2015.

    Lunch! Let's see what mom packed. Hope it's not just a note that says I'm a punk ass buster. Ok it is that note again tomorrow is a new day.

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  2. prije 4 sata

    ...and then when you look up, I have brandished my blade. Prepare to fight.

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    So many dreams coming true tonight 🥺

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    1. velj
    Tweet je nedostupan.
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  6. 1. velj

    Incredible. Beautiful. Iconic. It’s Diesel, baby! Stick your thumb out on the highway my love, cuz I’m picking you up.

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  7. 1. velj

    This is simply because ‘We-hate each other’

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    31. sij

    ME: (murmuring to myself) i bet Mr. Clean could buss it wide open BOSS: (on conference call) again Ethan, if you could just mute it on your end.

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    20. kol 2018.

    i bet the three stooges would be pissed if they figured out the name of their show. they probably think its called "the three normal guys'

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    13. ruj 2017.

    Before u leave the house, think of the acronym 'WOWEE' Wallet phOne Wkeys Egg Egg (backup)

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  11. 31. sij

    My sex coach Darell and I are working on a thing called “putting it in” today. I’m so excited!!!

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    26. srp 2016.

    so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement

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    Hmmmmmmm ... Jar Jar Binks , I dated him.

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    Fenn, my nearly 4 year old daughter, recorded her first ever solo song today. She came up with all the words herself and I helped her a little bit with the tune. It’s called ‘Dinosaurs in Love’. 🦕❤️🦕

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    29. sij

    u know what would fuck those senators up? a very big and yummy cake just for them 😈 😈

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  16. 28. sij

    How did no one step in around hour 1.5 and just scream violently at every dumbass involved in not just doing CGI??

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    28. sij

    If you drill 6 holes in a hot dog you can play it like a flute. You shouldn't, though.

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    28. sij

    i like it when people blur out pictures of babies faces, as if somebodys gonna recognize em on the street and call them out on their infant bullshit

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    28. sij

    coworker is microwaving hot dogs at 10 am, im about to start swinging

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  20. 28. sij

    Thought this looked like it was posted on the side of a port-a-potty and then must be about someone about to shit their pants

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