moderately amusing

@danigolightlyny

if I'm a child you're a pedophile and I won't be lectured by a pervert

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Joined August 2013
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    7 Oct 2015

    I am only motivated by immediate danger. Million dollar idea: an alarm clock that releases bees if you hit snooze.

    4 retweets 28 likes
  2. 50 minutes ago

    Drafting tweet after tweet how you make me sick because your a bully and I am a poor manager of time

  3. Jun 29

    I want to help keep guns away from the severely mentally ill, convicted domestic abusers and people on the terrorist watch list.

    1,196 retweets 5,995 likes
  4. 4 hours ago

    Challah French toast. Btw if you ask a Jewish baker what's the challah cost you reallly need to hit that CH sound

    1 retweet 2 likes
  5. 8 hours ago

    I AM ok im a believer now

    1 retweet 2 likes
  6. 8 hours ago

    Him: I'm not like other guys Me: that's a shame I happen to be interested other guys exclusively

    2 retweets 8 likes
  7. 15 hours ago

    133 retweets 168 likes
  8. Jul 2

    Them: I'll sleep when I'm dead Me: I'll get up when I'm dead, I'll shower when I'm dead, I'll exercise when I'm dead, I'll clean when..

    64 retweets 132 likes
  9. 23 Aug 2015

    I don't think people realize how many things I'm apologizing for when I say I'm sorry

    455 retweets 911 likes
  10. 19 hours ago

    I'm looking for love in all the wrong dms

    4 likes
  11. 28 Nov 2013

    I'm 'if only I knew then what I know now' years old..

    32 retweets 49 likes
  12. 19 hours ago

    Unfollow if you're in a relationship these tweets are for the loners dotty, the rebels

    9 likes
  13. 20 hours ago

    Sherlock Holmes or gtfo was my away message on aim

    1 like
  14. 20 hours ago

    I wonder if fireworks took crappy photos of us tonight.

    29 retweets 130 likes
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  16. Jul 4

    Game of Thrones actress Maisie Williams channeled her inner Arya Stark with this badass quote.

    135 retweets 310 likes
  17. Jul 4

    Medically speaking, I'm unimpressed

  18. Jul 4

    Love is when fireworks seem dull compared to the feeling you get from eating Oreos

    4 likes
  19. Jul 4

    shake and bake? When ur legs shake uncontrollably from orgasm while stoned.

    1 retweet 2 likes
  20. Jul 3

    God my boy friend is poor af but he Makes me Mac n cheese and cum so yanno I'm trapped af

    2 likes
  21. Jul 3

    There's really not enough emojis for the emotionally challenged

    4 likes

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