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Culture, Health & Wearables Editor . Technology journalist who hates technology... and journalism. (No Twitter pitches, please)

Norwich-on-Thames
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  2. 1 hour ago

    Eric Black says "four zero" instead of "four nil." No wonder he's shit at his job.

  3. 2 hours ago

    Coke Zero is Diet Coke in a different can, because men wouldn't (apparently) drink a 'diet' drink.

    99% of Silicon Valley food innovation is just men rebranding what women have been doing for decades
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    2 hours ago

    18000 fewer nurses & doctors? Lucky we don't have an aging population or social care in crisis. 7 day NHS? No probs!

    3:39 PM - 2 Apr 2016 · Details
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    3 hours ago

    Here's page 1 of "tips for maximising your interview time with "

    2:22 PM - 2 Apr 2016 · Details
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  6. 3 hours ago

    I'm just a boy, standing in front of a girl, staring at my feet and incapable of saying anything.

    2 retweets 6 likes
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    4 hours ago

    Frankly, my dear, I don't give a DM

    148 retweets 258 likes
  8. 4 hours ago

    People who put stickers on their laptop.

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    4 hours ago

    The only reason why people like loud music is that they can dance to it. People don't go to pubs to dance. End this madness.

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    4 hours ago

    Alright, I don't want to sound like a grumpy old woman but: why would pubs put excruciatingly loud music on in the evening? Who wants this?

    17 retweets 71 likes
  11. 6 hours ago

    The fuck.

    Flex is an alternative to tampons you can have sex while wearing
  12. 6 hours ago

    Now that we all hate him, can I finally admit that 'A Child in Time' is a pile of wank?

    Yer dad's fave novelist needs to know what your genitals look like.
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    22 hours ago

    Turns out it was Ryan Stiles' line the whole time

    102 retweets 225 likes
  14. 6 hours ago

    Same.

    I just want to roll around in whipped hazelnut fluff
  15. 6 hours ago

    "Before, this house was filmed with a gray vignette filter. But look at it now that we've taken the filter off!"

  16. 6 hours ago

    The production team from 'Obsessive, Compulsive Cleaners' really need to ditch the first-generation iPad they use for filming.

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  17. 7 hours ago

    There is no such thing as Legos.

    What's more divisive? Lego/Legos or Internet(capitalized)/internet?
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  18. 7 hours ago

    A surprising amount of political leaders north have outed themselves as Scottish, according to reports.

  19. 7 hours ago

    I'd smash your windscreen for a handmade warm apple pie and ice cream.

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    11 hours ago

    The numbers speak for themselves.

    6:10 AM - 2 Apr 2016 · Details
    89 retweets 28 likes
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    Mar 3

    I could have sworn I had some Supernoodles in here.

    5:06 AM - 3 Mar 2016 · Details
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