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    daniel tosh Verified account ‏@danieltosh 10 Jul 2012

    all the out of context misquotes aside, i'd like to sincerely apologize http://j.mp/PJ8bNs 

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      1. Martha Plimpton ‏@MarthaPlimpton 10 Jul 2012

        @danieltosh I can't wait to hear your "lynching is funny!" bit. Or would that be a little TOO dangerous?

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      3. Kate Aurthur ‏@KateAurthur 10 Jul 2012

        GOONIES NEVER SAY DIE. MT @MarthaPlimpton @danieltosh I can't wait to hear your "lynching is funny!" bit. Or would that be TOO dangerous?

        3 retweets 2 likes
    1. Tangotiger ‏@tangotiger 10 Jul 2012

      @danieltosh Why don't you say what it is you are sincerely apologizing for exactly? And maybe take more than 140 characters to do so.

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    2. Luisa Omielan ‏@luisaomielan 10 Jul 2012

      @danieltosh it's comedy! Your mouth runs away, wack jokes are wack jokes, it's how we learn! Sorry but it's learn on the job, misjudged yes

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      1. Jennifer L. Pozner ‏@jennpozner 10 Jul 2012

        Misquote? BS. #Fauxpology BSx2. RT @danieltosh all the out of context misquotes aside, i'd like to sincerely apologize http://j.mp/PJ8bNs 

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      1. Girth Staffmaster ‏@NaesSetse 11 Jul 2012

        @danieltosh oh yeah, @marthaplimpton? what year is it? no one has cared what you think since river phoenix od'd to get away from you.

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      2. Martha Plimpton ‏@MarthaPlimpton 11 Jul 2012

        @NaesSetse @danieltosh Nice fans, Tosh. Real nice.

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      1. Audra Williams ‏@audrawilliams 11 Jul 2012

        .@danieltosh, if your jokes make the rapists in the room more comfortable than the rape victims, you might want to rethink your whole life.

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    3. Cam Harless ‏@CamHarless 10 Jul 2012

      @danieltosh: I am very disappointed in you, Daniel. How dare you share a stage with Dane Cook? Have you forgotten your line of decency?

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      1. Play On Turds ‏@InGageGage 10 Jul 2012

        can we rape @danieltosh?

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      3. Matunos ‏@matunos 11 Jul 2012

        @InGageGage @danieltosh maybe, except you're the one whose location twitter has pinpointed for us

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      4. Play On Turds ‏@InGageGage 11 Jul 2012

        @matunos come at me bro!

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      1. D.J. Drumpf ‏@RolinSteaknEggz 11 Jul 2012

        @danieltosh lol @marthaplimpton + @jennpozner mad at these rape jokes. If you dont want to be gang raped dont go to the show

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      1. Rob Welzbacher ‏@rwelzbacher 10 Jul 2012

        @danieltosh comedy is comedy and if she went in expecting to not hear potentially offensive jokes, then she's dumb.

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      3. chubby mer-princess ‏@whatkatie_did 11 Jul 2012

        @rwelzbacher @danieltosh also rape survivors/victims deserve the freedom to go out without being reminded of a harrowing experience

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      4. Rob Welzbacher ‏@rwelzbacher 11 Jul 2012

        @whatkatie_did @danieltosh Every person should be aware that hecklers in an audience WILL become an immediate target.

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      5. chubby mer-princess ‏@whatkatie_did 11 Jul 2012

        .@rwelzbacher @danieltosh there's a difference between insulting a heckler and wishing they were raped

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      6. Rob Welzbacher ‏@rwelzbacher 11 Jul 2012

        @whatkatie_did @danieltosh It is free reign in the comedic world, you pay to see a show, you assume all liability of what your actions evoke

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      7. chubby mer-princess ‏@whatkatie_did 11 Jul 2012

        .@rwelzbacher @danieltosh so if I wish rape on you, that's allowed? Cool!

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      9. Cats are fun ‏@Badassperger 11 Jul 2012

        @whatkatie_did @rwelzbacher Offensive humor is one thing. Inciting (or pretending to) rape and the trivialisation of rape are another.

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      10. Rob Welzbacher ‏@rwelzbacher 11 Jul 2012

        @Ikhebtweekatten @whatkatie_did When one person 'incites' and the entire crowd does not follow. Is he really inciting? Negatory.

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