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    daniel tosh‏Verified account @danieltosh Oct 23

    why wait for me to solve all your #localtwissues on tonight’s new #tosh when you can watch the director’s cut now?!http://bit.ly/2NZncLC 

    1:41 PM - 23 Oct 2018
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      2. One Knight Stand UCF Podcast‏ @ucf_problems Oct 23
        Replying to @danieltosh

        One Knight Stand UCF Podcast Retweeted HERO Sports

        Need you to roast @KirkHerbstreithttps://twitter.com/herosportsnews/status/1054805329953935360?s=21 …

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        HERO SportsVerified account @HEROSportsNews
        .@KirkHerbstreit to @UCFDannyWhite and @UCF_Football: "Instead of sending out tweets, I would probably focus more on scheduling." LISTEN: http://bit.ly/2Sd1iIs  pic.twitter.com/KhXx33QP9y
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      1. Jimmy Sherman‏ @FixTheJimmy Oct 23
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        Because I'm in Canada and Comedy Central are geoblocking Nazis.

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      1. AG‏ @Shmalds Oct 24
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        Because you lie Daniel, you lie

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      1. Summer Talent‏ @summer_talent Oct 23
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        "Let adults do what adults do best"...😅😅😅

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      1. steven m‏ @DemonSpawn691 Oct 23
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        pic.twitter.com/TfMyQoAeD4

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      1. monique  🎧 🍒 🖤‏ @2Squishee Oct 23
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        Why is your shit not available in Canada LOLpic.twitter.com/4V9wcv3MEI

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      1. Samantha Angelina‏ @Samanthahallma8 Oct 25
        Replying to @danieltosh

        Still waiting on my problem to be aired http://Daniel.You  sexy ass Californian piece of shit.Put down ur 8$ coffee, miss yoga a few days,&save Elvis's birth place town.Its infested with dope whores.Meth Mamas R Us its about to be its new http://name.Help !

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      1. Jared Hess‏ @Jaredeod Oct 23
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        #lotlizard best shit ever!

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      1. Kristen Adams‏ @thegrimdoctor Oct 23
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        Let’s see the dicks swing

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      1. Donnyrkj  🤯  🇺🇸 🥃‏ @Donnyrkj1 Oct 23
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      1. Jon oconnell‏ @Jonthegreat8888 Oct 23
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        Mines not on there but heres a new one for u there is no jack in the box in mishawaka indiana...id like to see what would happen if u put 1 next to a checkers would it become the weird clown like the toy?????

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      1. Plastic‏ @PlasticYT Oct 23
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        Oof

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      1. Hardley Behaving‏ @Hardley_Behavin Oct 23
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        Makes me laugh...

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      1. jay ross‏ @rossjay70 Oct 23
        Replying to @danieltosh

        Tosh, your loosing Twitter followers faster then your hair.

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      1. Darkjolt1‏ @Darkjolt1 Oct 23
        Replying to @danieltosh

        i am astonished my asking of pre non sliced of of but hurt didn't get covered up in my plate of donts

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      1. Andrew Zenobi‏ @snafu_z Oct 23
        Replying to @danieltosh

        00:24 Bill Burr really put really put on some weight.

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      1. Zach‏ @Zach64337262 Oct 23
        Replying to @danieltosh

        I like tosh.o Daniel

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      1. truthandjusticeforall‏ @truthan94059191 Oct 23
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        You wasted so much time on that retarded "Charleston, SC" bit.

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