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    daniel tosh‏Verified account @danieltosh Oct 16

    please don’t watch tonight’s new #tosh. i’d like to keep this one to myself. “#hashtag1 in all of hollywood!!”

    2:25 PM - 16 Oct 2018
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      1. Zombie Washington‏ @ZomBWashington Oct 16
        Replying to @danieltosh

        But if I don't watch your show, where will I be able to see all the videos I saw last week on the internet?

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      2. Chris‏ @PouncingZebra Oct 16
        Replying to @danieltosh

        No worries, haven’t watched since 2015 like the other 90% of your total viewers

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Ashley Schaeffer‏ @Schaeffer34884 Oct 16
        Replying to @PouncingZebra @danieltosh

        Busy jerking off your cat?

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Smitty Supertramp‏ @CitizenSmitt Oct 16
        Replying to @Schaeffer34884 @PouncingZebra @danieltosh

        I hear cats have nipples. You can milk them.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. jennnnnifer‏ @useejen Oct 16
        Replying to @danieltosh

        Great reverse psychology but I’m still not watching

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      1. Austin‏ @agoode24 Oct 16
        Replying to @danieltosh

        Wasnt planning on watching it anyway

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      1. dk‏ @dkrules1 Oct 16
        Replying to @danieltosh

        No problem Josh

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      1. Truth Seeker‏ @VeteranOfTruth Oct 16
        Replying to @danieltosh

        I thought you were cancelled like 4 years ago? #ImmortalHomo

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      1. Kado‏ @KadoSocial Oct 16
        Replying to @danieltosh

        Um no problem. Dang it!

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      2. mike‏ @Mike35632272 Oct 16
        Replying to @danieltosh

        U have a show????

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      1. Wackjob Bobby‏ @BobbyWackjob Oct 16
        Replying to @danieltosh

        What time will this be playing? Just so I can make sure I don’t catch it on accident.

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      1. e.j ♡ / pinned‏ @bisonicwarhead Oct 16
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        I'm sure something better will be on

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      1. Cat Daddy 😼‏ @TechMonkey74 Oct 16
        Replying to @danieltosh

        So original, #cancelsouthpark

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      1. Dave D‏ @BlueXrickster Oct 16
        Replying to @danieltosh

        as you wish, more time for porn

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      1. RC‏ @divernfl Oct 16
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        Like you really have to tell people not to watch? You're such a comedian

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      1. Crazy Cat Lady‏ @EverybodyPoopsA Oct 16
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        Don't worry. No one is watching.

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      1. John Norcali‏ @JohnNorcali Oct 16
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        I make sure to never watch your show just in case

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