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  1. 31 Dec 2015

    say it with me, i promise not to shoot innocent people in 2016. and drink more water.

    6,150 retweets 9,501 likes
  2. 31 Dec 2015

    big day for dolphins fans! finally a meaningful game will be played at sun life stadium.

    1,357 retweets 2,643 likes
  3. 20 Dec 2015

    the dolphins should consider resting their starters so they will be fresh for the super bowl parties.

    3,125 retweets 5,420 likes
  4. 20 Dec 2015

    remember that shitty coach the jets dumped? where did he end up?

    905 retweets 1,959 likes
  5. 20 Dec 2015

    not to one-up but i designed the first manmade pond for paddle boarders. did i mention it's in the middle of a driving range?!

    166 retweets 892 likes
  6. 20 Dec 2015

    how was i expected to watch the democratic debate last night when mariah carey was making her directorial debut on the hallmark channel?

    1,316 retweets 4,065 likes
  7. 10 Dec 2015

    not a lot of black people in these hallmark christmas movies.

    2,234 retweets 6,344 likes
  8. 1 Dec 2015

    happy holidays!

    717 retweets 2,322 likes
  9. 1 Dec 2015

    this is the last night you get the privilege of interacting with me. the season finale of starts now!

    156 retweets 1,161 likes
  10. 1 Dec 2015

    25 minute warning: whip up a fresh batch of eggnog if you want to participate in tonight’s season finale drinking game.

    135 retweets 819 likes
  11. 1 Dec 2015

    i am considering living off of 1% of what i’ve made and also the other 99%

    638 retweets 2,592 likes
  12. 1 Dec 2015

    in a best of 7 series, could the minnesota lynx sweep the sixers?

    1,581 retweets 2,821 likes
  13. 1 Dec 2015

    enough about peyton’s inability to throw the ball. why aren’t people googling “peyton manning butthole story”?

    465 retweets 1,381 likes
  14. 1 Dec 2015

    sad to have just found out that jared fogle’s wife filed for divorce. if they can’t make it, nobody can.

    1,547 retweets 3,374 likes
  15. 1 Dec 2015

    the war on christmas will end tonight on the season finale of . MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!

    324 retweets 1,282 likes
  16. 1 Dec 2015

    are the a new reality tv show where every week they fire someone off? if so, my vote for this week is stephen ross!!

    771 retweets 1,640 likes
  17. 1 Dec 2015

    dear comedy, tonight is the finale. you gave a boy his dream. i know it’s time to walk away. i’m ready to let you go, season 7.

    990 retweets 3,069 likes
  18. Retweeted
    26 Nov 2015

    Be thankful for Andy Ritchie.

    75 retweets 318 likes
  19. 26 Nov 2015

    Andy was a great person.

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    Love ya, buddy
    149 retweets 923 likes
  20. 24 Nov 2015

    i'm thankful for all of you. bring a can of to your thanksgiving dinner and be the hit of the party.

    204 retweets 940 likes

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