the middle of july! no better time to be in vegas!! see you tonight at the mirage!!!
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showbiz alert!
2nd shows added in concord, nh and ft myers, fl!!!
tickets on sale now with password: tosh
#leavesandlobstertour #floridatrashtour
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even though monica said i won’t make mat i still plan to go full out tonight in houston and tomorrow in corpus christi!!
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second show added in fort pierce. tickets on sale now. password tosh. #floridatrashtour
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orlando and st. pete 2nd show added! presale password tosh. if you must storm the stage, please do so during my opener’s set.
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florida’s prodigal son is coming home!
presale starts now, password tosh
#floridatrashtour
bit.ly/3xO5Sns
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tom brady may hate you new england, but i still love you.
presale starts now, password tosh
#leavesandlobstertour
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two big announcements coming in 15 minutes!
hint: it’s two stand-up tours.
2nd hint: one’s in florida, the other’s in the northeast.
no more hints!
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reminder: he’s a scientologist
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excited to admit defeat! i too will be moving to texas… for one night only!!! corpus christi presale starts now, password tosh.
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big news in the world of texas entertainment! 2nd shows added in austin and dallas!!
bit.ly/3rW4ef1
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texas, colorado, and some random casino near napa, come see me live!!! presale starts now! password tosh
bit.ly/3rW4ef1
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no one will ever manage the game as efficiently. #riptom
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… but did they cover?
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it’s like watching every deal saban made with the devil expire.
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with the 5th pick the miami dolphins take justin herbert… and he went on to be a bust.
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as a floridian it’s hard to understand why they don’t want to close the state for good. it’s just empty strip malls with sad chain restaurants where sweaty people order blackened mahi-mahi sandwiches.
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as a floridian my only childhood dream was to get the fuck out.
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abortions for everyone!!!! pack the courts!!!! ban hats with words!!!!
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the super sad #tosh premiere we shot back in march before the world went to shit airs tomorrow. you’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll see pictures of your dead dogs. enjoy what many are calling tv’s most emotional moment ever. #seasonofmourning #castroisdead bit.ly/3htnVDS
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