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even though monica said i won’t make mat i still plan to go full out tonight in houston and tomorrow in corpus christi!!
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two big announcements coming in 15 minutes! hint: it’s two stand-up tours. 2nd hint: one’s in florida, the other’s in the northeast. no more hints!
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as a floridian it’s hard to understand why they don’t want to close the state for good. it’s just empty strip malls with sad chain restaurants where sweaty people order blackened mahi-mahi sandwiches.
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