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    1. Daniel Ortberg‏ @danielortberg 22 Sep 2017

      if you rewatch the whole show it becomes apparent that frasier never actually has sex, just takes his shirt off to express dominance.

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      Daniel Ortberg‏ @danielortberg 22 Sep 2017

      getting a lot of questions about this, so: Frasier: volcel Niles: incel Roz: "fuckstrated" Daphne: alpha widow Martin: dark triad

      1:49 PM - 22 Sep 2017
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        1. Daniel Ortberg‏ @danielortberg 22 Sep 2017

          LOG OFF MALLORY

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        2. Drew Barrymost‏ @bengullard 22 Sep 2017
          Replying to @danielortberg @evilmallelis

          Eddie: nofap30

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        3. Daniel Ortberg‏ @danielortberg 22 Sep 2017
          Replying to @bengullard

          I'm calling you now

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        4. Drew Barrymost‏ @bengullard 22 Sep 2017
          Replying to @danielortberg @evilmallelis

          no more internet, only Zelda now

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        1. Daniel Ortberg‏ @danielortberg 22 Sep 2017
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          Absolutely not

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        1. Zombie Donnie‏ @ZombieDonnie 22 Sep 2017
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          Mallory go on Chapo

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        1. gamer mad they left a turkey out of smash bros  🔥‏ @rajandelman 22 Sep 2017
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          Eddie: in a throuple with the Eames chair and Corbu lamp

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        1. Ziah Grace‏ @Ziahgrace1 22 Sep 2017
          Replying to @danielortberg @evilmallelis

          I keep muttering, "this is so fucked up" to myself, but I can't think of anything else since you've tweeted this

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        1. violet‏ @blipstress 22 Sep 2017
          Replying to @danielortberg @evilmallelis

          Gil Chesterton is a classic Chad.

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        1. Daddy’s Lil Punisher‏ @Annsganistan 23 Sep 2017
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          Bulldog is a Proud Boy

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        1. DK‏ @Dingo_Kayfabe 22 Sep 2017
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          Niles is defo black pill

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        2. The Tim Tebow Celibacy Watch‏ @HoldenDCat 22 Sep 2017
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          what about Eddie?

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        3. KingOfPies‏ @RegalPastry 22 Sep 2017
          Replying to @HoldenDCat @evilmallelis

          Maybe the dog was the documentation who told tat whole tale

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        1. Pretending to be a skeleton online‏ @plantfckr 22 Sep 2017
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