“Never apologise, never explain.” Sorry, that’s a John Wayne quote.
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Lukewarm baby got a custard face! Writer (Curtis Brown): TV Burp, Touch of Cloth. Creator: Quizness. V/O (Dean St Voices). Compiler: Before The Fall.
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Catherine’s remark about Tommy having a child’s mind is the thing, isn’t it? Thinking Ryan would be impressed by his escape, his simplistic planning, everything down to his use of ‘cross’. It’s where our unbidden sympathy springs from. #HappyValley
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Beauty Banks’ campaign, The Tooth Hurts, in partnership with the BDA, began today, on the dental crisis for kids in poverty. Here is Nick Ferrari’s take on it. If you disagree with him and with children’s health suffering through poverty,
You can help via Beautybanks.org.uk
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20 points that’s cost me already. 😭😭😭
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I triple-captained Rashford and brought in Fernandes for Nketiah this week.
Then, evidently, failed to press ‘confirm’ 😭.
#fpl #fantasypremierleague
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...I won't be home for tea...
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Feel a bit sorry for Ally McCoist, who now faces dismissal for failing to follow the words "What a player he was" with "by the way." #nufc
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Tell me Ma, me Ma… #nufc
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RIP, one cycle per second.
This 1 Hz.
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RIP, one cycle per second.
This 1 Hz.
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And here's Mussolini's 1937 visit to Berlin. You might wonder what it must've been like to witness that.
My dad can tell you. He saw it from a street corner.
The opportunities to hear about these things first-hand are vanishing. #HolocaustMemorialDay
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This is my dad's uncle, Max. The photograph is from a box of identity cards recovered from a factory that used forced Jewish labour during WW2. Max's fate is starkly noted in the last line. He did not survive. #HolocaustMemorialDay
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The farm shop is lovely, by the way. The stock a delightful tiffin.
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They never really explained the palourde, did they? And the Desert Rose resolution was slight. And what was going on with the Punch & Judy? Weird edit all round. #TheApprentice
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Back recording #FantasyFootballleague tonight with the brilliant and on on FRIDAY nights now at 10pm on Sky and Sky Max. As ever enjoy 🙏
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I'm guessing it's because 'we'll support you evermore' is sung to the tune of the hymn which has the words 'feed me now and evermore' so the 'evermore' bit was retained
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And here's a playlist I made a while back of unrepresentatively accessible Fall numbers, for the uninitiated. Enjoy!
open.spotify.com/playlist/5pErF
#RIPMES
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RIP MES - five years gone. Here's one of my (under-celebrated) favourites:
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Unfortunately, Adam Armstrong, that was a damn strong arm. #SOUNEW
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When you think about it, ‘evermore’ is quite an unlikely word to feature in a football chant.
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Script-editor me still irritated I didn’t make the question in that tweet longer.
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Which BBC quiz show features questions that are frustratingly and unnecessarily long and could be answered halfway through if only the question master would stop saying words?
Mastermi-
*klaxon*
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‘kin ‘ell. doesn’t exactly do moody, low-key final scenes, does she? Cliffhanger after cliffhanger. #HappyValley
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Is there an equivalent of Whamageddon, but for Tom Baker’s birthday and where you have to avoid reading that story about the man coming up to him in the street?
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LOOK, EVEN THE BBC HAVE DONE IT.
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If you witness someone being killed in a forest - particularly by a group of young friends - do make sure to film it, in order to avoid it being remembered in a fragmented way over six parts of a crime drama 23 years later.
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I heard the place is overrated….cloudy
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