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    ~‏ @daniel_barker 27 Aug 2019
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    Just heard some idiot say you can't do BDSM on your own and honestly I had to restrain myself.

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      1. ~‏ @daniel_barker 28 Aug 2019
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        People keep adding weak follow-up jokes to this and it makes me want to top myself.

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      2. Tweets and the Maytals‏ @DJdellamorte 27 Aug 2019
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        Nice gag.

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      3. ~‏ @daniel_barker 27 Aug 2019
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        ha!

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      2. Did Somebody Say Just Dee‏ @PrincessMissDee 27 Aug 2019
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        Coupled with this gif I just cannotpic.twitter.com/WC42C0Xrfz

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        my goodness

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      2. Tits McGee‏ @Scientits 27 Aug 2019
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        Daniel

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        Hello are you here to tell me how good my tweets are

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        Hi

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      1. LYNXBIAN‏ @lovelynxie 27 Aug 2019
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        It sounds like you got roped into that conversation.

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