Dan Holmoe

@danholmoe

Fun and easy to use.

Minneapolis
Joined October 2008

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  1. Retweeted
    May 21

    Former great Kent Hrbek turns 57 today. There will never be another one like him.

  2. Retweeted
    May 20

    Have you ever wondered where the terms lower and uppercase text came from?

  3. May 7

    The 3 yr old opened the door to a solicitor & got himself scolded. His comeback: “But I like strangers! They’re my favorite guys!”

  4. Retweeted
    May 6

    My friend's toddler babbled "don't forget to subscribe" as he was put to bed. Kid watches so much YouTube he thought it means "goodbye"

  5. May 4
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    May 4

    me when someone is saying something really cute/loving around me

    gross.mp4
  7. Retweeted
    Apr 29

    despite all my rage i will still hit refresh on this page

  8. Apr 27

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    30 Apr 2015

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    8 May 2014

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  11. Apr 27

    It’s time for my favorite NFL tradition: the booing of at the NFL draft!

  12. Retweeted
    Apr 22

    OH: "So far, the Infinite monkey theorem is just giving us an infinite number of javascript frameworks, and no Shakespeare"

  13. Retweeted
    Apr 20

    I realize this is a tremendous generalization and there are a million exceptions, but folks… I don't like this shape. Thanks for listening.

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    Mar 31

    Find your hipster pop-up restaurant name by taking the way you'd least like to die, followed by the meat you'd like to try least

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    What’s the over/under on the number sheets of tin siding blowing off the new Vikings stadium today? Nevermind… I’ll take the over.

  20. Feb 16

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