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grappenmaker; boulevardier; I take four deep four second breaths four times a day and it makes me better than you so eat it

Los Angeles, CA, USA
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    Dan Harmon‏Verified account @danharmon Jan 23

    Dan Harmon Retweeted

    Yes I would. I would tolerate all jokes. I do tolerate all jokes. And so do you. Because we have not lost our motherfucking god damn minds. https://twitter.com/cpioli64/status/823667143132614656 …

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    3:05 PM - 23 Jan 2017
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    76 replies 134 retweets 913 likes
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      2. Tobi Knitt‏ @Knittcartoon Jan 23
        Replying to @danharmon

        All jokes? What about racist jokes? There must be SOME line, right?

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Tobi Knitt‏ @Knittcartoon Jan 23
        Replying to @Knittcartoon @danharmon

        Say someone's bleeding to death and I make ketchup jokes, that's still tolerable?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Dan Harmon‏Verified account @danharmon Jan 23
        Replying to @Knittcartoon

        why are you feigning curiosity and inventing scenarios are you confused about where you stand, if not, tell me what you think

        2 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
      5. Tobi Knitt‏ @Knittcartoon Jan 23
        Replying to @danharmon

        My point is that jokes are just insults, when they are aimed at the victim in a situation.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      6. Dan Harmon‏Verified account @danharmon Jan 23
        Replying to @Knittcartoon

        your point is naughty things are naughty. You don't have to keep explaining. It's not nuanced, I'm not missing anything.

        2 replies 0 retweets 20 likes
      7. Tobi Knitt‏ @Knittcartoon Jan 23
        Replying to @danharmon

        Shit. I thought that was pretty smart.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      8. UNCENSORED TRUMP‏ @npina1 Jan 25
        Replying to @Knittcartoon @danharmon

        tobi won this one

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      9. Tobi Knitt‏ @Knittcartoon Jan 25
        Replying to @npina1 @danharmon

        You can't win against the most brilliant writer in TV.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      10. End of conversation
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      2. Prince_Valiant‏ @noldoelf420 Jan 23
        Replying to @danharmon

        I think your political views are completely rotten, but I completely agree with you on this one.

        3 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Dan Harmon‏Verified account @danharmon Jan 24
        Replying to @noldoelf420

        what a weight off my shoulders.

        0 replies 0 retweets 15 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Patti-Bayou 🇺🇸 🇮🇱‏ @PattiBayou Jan 25
        Replying to @danharmon

        Oh, but you liberals have! Which is sad because you only share the one.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Dan Harmon‏Verified account @danharmon Jan 26
        Replying to @PattiBayou

        good one.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. End of conversation
    1. Nash‏ @Nash076 Jan 23
      Replying to @danharmon

      (looks at the White House) ... we haven't?

      0 replies 3 retweets 21 likes
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      1. New conversation
      2. Ryan‏ @ryanhide Jan 23
        Replying to @danharmon

        And tolerating the joke isn't even an issue. She deleted it & apologized. Yet somehow she's still getting punished for a joke.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Marvin Nash‏ @tylersschuckman Jan 23
        Replying to @ryanhide @danharmon

        an employer has the right to suspend her. She works for a company. That's a nonissue

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. End of conversation
    2. Kristen Gudsnuk‏ @henchgirl_comic Jan 23
      Replying to @danharmon

      @cpioli64 @yashar dan thank you for being an oasis of reason

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      2. Nicole‏ @nicoleagallant Jan 23
        Replying to @danharmon

        @cpioli64 @yashar Did you see what her joke was?

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      4.  4️⃣ 3️⃣ % 🔥‏ @mikeypredsfan Jan 23
        Replying to @Sylexzo @nicoleagallant and

        Adam Lanza was home schooled. So this joke fails in multiple layers.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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      6.  4️⃣ 3️⃣ % 🔥‏ @mikeypredsfan Jan 23
        Replying to @Sylexzo @nicoleagallant and

        he shot the only person in the house that day

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