Dan Bornstein

@danfuzz

Virtual Machinist. Likes coffee and noise.

San Francisco
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Joined November 2008
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  1. 10 hours ago

    Today's catshots.

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    Aug 24

    Whatever my wife is irked about this weekend, I'm just going to point out I haven't blamed her for any federal crimes on live television. Ultimate wingman bro : setting the bar low for the rest of us.

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  3. Aug 23

    Whenever I read the word "unionized" the voice in my head always pronounces the version that refers to molecules stripped of electrons, no matter the context. (CC )

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  4. Aug 22

    Posts and nascent walls.

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    Aug 22

    Also the amazing 1930's neon sign at the midtown SJ store is such a cheerful landmark. "If it's hardware we have it."

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    Aug 20

    RT if you saw the screencap and heard the voice

    So, that should be enjoyable enough, but 4am is also posting links to the Wikipedia entry about a given game, the Mobygames link, and occasionally previously done cracked versions meant to get around the copy protection. (Some earlier non-4am cracks obliterate titles, though.)
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    Aug 19

    THREAD - I eat meat, but I think we have to rethink how we talk about vegans / I'm sooooo tired of lame vegan jokes. Because I see 100x times more people saying vegans "can't shut up" about being vegan than I do actual vegans talking about being vegan.

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    Aug 18

    Proofreading is important

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  9. Aug 20

    "When you walk through the grand hall and other street-level parts of the new transit center, here’s a look at what’s below your feet."

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    Aug 15

    Fox News tried coming after Denmark's social safety net. This Danish politician's retort was legendary.

    Fox News Tried Going After Denmark. Big Mistake.
    Fox News tried coming after Denmark's social safety net. This Danish politician's retort was legendary.
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    Aug 15

    Dalí: Surrealism is DESTRUCTIVE, but it DESTROYS only what it considers to be SHACKLES limiting our VISION. Varo: I'm envisioning some cats right now :) Dalí: That's not what I meant. Varo: They have their own little castle and everything :) :) :)

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    Aug 15

    An amazing decision by Judge Amanda Yip, who ruled on whether a mom was guilty for letting her son, age 8, play outside and come home on his own from the park, when he was severely injured by a car. Was the mom guilty for not being with him?

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    Aug 13

    Some thoughts on an Old Approach to China by Google. The most interesting thing I learned is that the name of the project (Dragonfly) is the same as Sergey's yacht.

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    Aug 14

    A bit of Silicon Valley history — the Ampex sign — is about to disappear: // oh no!!!

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    Aug 12

    Ah 2018. Scrum means "Waterfall but we don't have time for analysis". Kanban means "Scrum, but we don't have time for sprint planning". Agile means "We have no process, but we do use JIRA extensively"

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  16. Aug 13

    "Hypocrisy is not a demotivational tool…for conservatives."

    Okay so this article, which the whole world is sharing today, by Stephen Miller’s uncle, can we just for a second
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    Aug 7

    This is an object that exists

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    Aug 9

    Forcing companies to give their employees represenation on corporate boards is the perfect campaign policy for Democrats -- because there's no way for Republicans to argue against it without exposing their party's contempt for ordinary workers.

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    Aug 9

    Oh dammit FINE Here's a "perjury trap" explainer, because it's trending, and because dumbass sentences about it are falling out of people's head-holes YOU MADE ME DO THIS I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY /1

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    Aug 7

    The only way this whole deal could be more cartoonishly evil is if the asbestos comes from Russia via an oligarch with ties to Putin and they literally put Trump's face on the package. *puts finger to earpiece* SON OF A

    The EPA is allowing asbestos, a substance banned in most countries since the '70s, back into the manufacturing process for some building materials.
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