Dan Feder

@danfeder

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Brooklyn, NY
Joined January 2007

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  1. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    Naps are important. When in doubt, take a nap.

  2. Retweeted
    May 24

    I'd share a Coke with you!

  3. Retweeted
    4 Jun 2014

    Are you allowed to impeach a president for gross incompetence?

  4. Retweeted
    7 Nov 2016

    If you don't know where your polling place is located, look in your heart. Maybe you'll find it's been inside you all along.

  5. Retweeted
    23 Oct 2016

    One hour till the all-fried episode of

  6. Retweeted
    20 Jul 2016

    last night i had a dream, a nightmare really, that i got married without a wedding hashtag

  7. 26 Mar 2015

    : Sushi Park, next door to Pomme Frites in the East Village, just exploded. Holy shit.

  8. 3 Feb 2015

    : This golden retriever GIF is a straight up daymaker. (via )

  9. Retweeted
    31 Oct 2014

    Terrible amateur hours, ranked: 4. Halloween 3. New Year’s Eve 2. St. Patrick’s Day 1. Santacon

  10. Retweeted
    30 Oct 2014

    The next season of should investigate what ever happened to that middle-finger emoji we were all promised

  11. Retweeted
    24 Jun 2014

    LeBron should see if he can get Bush's "Mission Accomplished" banner for his free agency press conference.

  12. 5 May 2014

    : I like how Mad Men paints becoming a Mets fan as the last step before suicide.”

  13. Retweeted
    3 Apr 2014

    Calendar, marked. RT Mark your calendars, our official season start date is 4/26/14!!!

  14. Retweeted
    19 Mar 2014

    Felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if dozens of voices suddenly cried out in terror & were suddenly scrambled.

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    10 Mar 2014
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    22 Feb 2014

    How many more Doritos do I have to stuff inside myself before I produce a coveted and bright-gold human foie gras

  17. Retweeted
    20 Feb 2014

    Very savvy Girl Scout sells her cookies outside a marijuana dispensary. Sometimes, I love the world.

  18. Retweeted
    14 Feb 2014

    Well there go Ellen Page's chances of being picked up in the NFL Draft.

  19. Retweeted
    13 Feb 2014

    What's more of a mouthful, a Starbucks order or the name of a slopestyle jump? Triple shot cork soy switch butter pad pumpkin 270 venti.

  20. Retweeted
    8 Feb 2014

    Just arrived in Sochi!

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