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When I tweet, I tweet to kill.

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Joined February 2009

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  1. Shows tonight were amazing. Thx thecomedystore for the amazing gig.

  2. 2016 is this way

  3. It's all about getting that multiple orgasm in 2016.

  4. Seeing 2016 but you don't want to let 2015 go be like a baby doing funny walking backwards and…

  5. The 2015! I loved this year. I can't want until the sequel.

  6. This Modern Trailer For 'The Empire Strikes Back' Will Make You Want To See It Again via Digg

  7. I just took down all my xmas decorations which is like preparing to celebrate regular life until next year.

  8. 2016 is gonna be about standing up for not just yourself but each other. Solidarity builds strength, community & character.

  9. Last night at the hollywoodimprov stood like a little kid who has to pee,…

  10. Retweeted

    Boom.

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  11. They said it wouldn't happen until California freezes over.

  12. That earthquake just happened while I was watching a news update about tornados and floods.

  13. If you have not watched on Netflix you are seriously missing out. I've never…

  14. RIP Lemmy

  15. I like this picture of a tarantula with Michael Jackson in it.

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