Dandy Dastardly

@dandy_dastardly

Writer, vocalist, pianist of Lùtra Lake.

England, Earth, Milky Way...
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Vrijeme pridruživanja: studeni 2019.
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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    25. stu 2019.

    sets sail.

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  2. 5. velj

    Huh? Never met you before in my life. Please temper your unhealthy obsession. 🤚

    Why hello, brother.
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  3. 5. velj

    , I missed your undiluted, pub-worthy, stream-of-conscience. 🍺 Keep the hits coming 🎷

    A month ago.
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  4. 2. velj

    Duly noted... ordering my 'humble crumble' on the double!🥧 Make it snappy 👌

    Odgovor korisnicima @dandy_dastardly @SteveStuWill @mattwridley
    You need to humble yourself and educate yourself on origins. What your saying is ridiculous mumbo jumbo nonsense. They dont know the mechanism. Or you can continue 2 wallow in ignorance.
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  5. 2. velj

    Jaskier is my spirit-animal 🐺

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  6. 2. velj

    Beat it; no one wants to be defeated 🥇

    MJ got invited to a DnD party tomorrow. Any advice for my almost 11yo?
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  7. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    31. sij
    Odgovor korisniku/ci

    The moral of the tragedy: Don't proposition vampires for fellacio.

    1 reply 1 proslijeđeni tweet 2 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
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  8. 31. sij

    She's comfortable slut-shaming dogs but I bet she doesn't complain when it's a male cat 😻 Don't deny your inner FURRY; 'twill only resurface stronger (BTW when pet sterilisation's so common, I guess humping everything while you can is a legit survival strategy)

    WHAT IS WRONG WITH MALE DOGS THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS
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  9. 30. sij

    Whores are chores.

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  10. 18. sij

    British government install free basic-sanitary products for schoolgirls, yet there's still a disenting fraction of the populace who'd rather their hard-earned tax money went towards more crucial matters, like keeping the Queen's wardrobe up to snuff.

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  11. 15. sij

    Can't fault the marketing; public transport is undoubtedly London's strong suit.

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    💫 Visit Picardilly Circus Space Station 🌌 for an out of this world experience! We’re working with to celebrate the release of ✨
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  12. 25. pro 2019.

    'Champagne Casanova' likes her girls poached 🔥

    1 korisnik označava da mu se sviđa
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  13. 20. pro 2019.

    Feeling the 'futility of editing' simile at the close 😅

    My review of CATS.
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  14. 18. pro 2019.

    Mort3mer stars in 'Santa's Little Vulcan'

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  15. 17. pro 2019.

    Waifu for Laifu

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  16. 1. pro 2019.

    Why doesn't this funfair have a Funhaus?

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  17. 1. pro 2019.

    I'd also like to broaden the disfavour to condemn all unprovoked acts of armed assault in general (this just being the latest and most visible of countless less-public atrocities).

    Thoughts are with all those affected by the London Bridge incident today.
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  18. 30. stu 2019.

    'The eagles dare not approach Mordor while the Witch-King haunts its ashen skies.' I just perfected your trilogy in a sentence, you're welcome Fran and Pete.

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  19. 29. stu 2019.

    Someone concoct a fragrance reminiscent of axle grease and rose petals.

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  20. 28. stu 2019.

    On the contrary, it's exactly the opposite: Chicks take ME on dates to McDonalds. It's never my idea... honest!

    Do you go to McDonalds?
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  21. 28. stu 2019.

    Hey girl, I'm longer-lasting than Luke Skywalker's post-pilgrimage wanking routine.

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