Dan Crane

@dancranehere

Writer, host of the US & World Air Guitar Championships, singer/guitar for Ray & Remora, host of The Kibitz podcast.

Los Angeles
Joined February 2009

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    27 Jul 2016

    If everyone hates people who can actually sing at karaoke, and everyone hates people who can't sing at karaoke, why does karaoke exist?

  2. Retweeted
    2 hours ago

    Whoa. The cover of tomorrow's

  3. 2 hours ago
  4. Retweeted
    6 hours ago

    Not My Predisent

  5. 3 hours ago
  6. 3 hours ago

    Watching the UK news, it's hard not to be thinking at this particular moment, what if it had been vs. ?

  7. Retweeted
    3 hours ago

    If this exit poll is accurate then surely Theresa May will have to resign? Her authority will have been shredded.

  8. 3 hours ago

    Well, one cloud might have been lifted, and that's the Conservative hold on the UK.

  9. Retweeted
    3 hours ago

    i MAY not BE tom JANE but my parliament is HUNG

  10. 6 hours ago

    TIme for to go under oath.

  11. 6 hours ago

    Who to believe—former FBI head who both sides of aisle praise as apex of integrity, or a short-fingered vulgarian pussy grabber?

  12. Retweeted
    6 hours ago

    New York Times reporters are insisting that at least one claim by President Trump's lawyer is wrong.

  13. 6 hours ago

    Who to believe—former head of FBI who both sides of aisle praise as apex of integrity, or a short fingered vulgarian pussy grabber?

  14. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    "They come at us viciously & it's truly, truly horrible."- Eric Trump

  15. 11 hours ago

    "Astonishingly, he hasn't posted a tweet in over a day." News, CNN, Year 2017.

  16. Retweeted
    Jun 6

    By 'running through fields of wheat' she of course means causing 30,000 deaths due to NHS cuts.

  17. Jun 6

    Oh no - I've been in the UK so long that American accents are beginning to repulse me.

  18. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    Why would you intentionally warp the mayor's words from their obvious context? Whatever is wrong with you is getting worse by the day.

  19. Jun 6

    As an American, I can promise you that for-profit health care is PURE GARBAGE. Don't become America. !

  20. Jun 6

    Reality Leigh Winner is a hero and a patriot. Also, her name is "Reality Winner," so there's that.

  21. Jun 6

    From pussy grabbing to insulting the mayor of a city hours after a terror attack is a great role model for children!

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