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Programming, writing, photography, investigations. Computational Journalism Lecturer for @Stanford. Past: @Skift, @ProPublica, @sacbee_news.

Joined April 2008
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    Dan Nguyen ༼う✿_✿༽づ ‏@dancow 24 Sep 2014

    Wow, Forbes truly out-Onioned-@TheOnion in this now-deleted post: http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:http://www.forbes.com/sites/billfrezza/2014/09/23/drunk-female-guests-are-the-gravest-threat-to-fraternities/ …pic.twitter.com/nFAjF5p8f3

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    1. Liana Kerzner ‏@redlianak 24 Sep 2014

      @dancow @VinceNotVance @TheOnion oh gooooooddddd that first sentence!!!!

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    2. Rob Price ‏@robaeprice 24 Sep 2014

      ... RT @dancow Wow, Forbes truly out-Onioned-@TheOnion in this now-deleted post: http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:http://www.forbes.com/sites/billfrezza/2014/09/23/drunk-female-guests-are-the-gravest-threat-to-fraternities/ …pic.twitter.com/oJIgULcIq6

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    3. ursalette ‏@Ursalette 24 Sep 2014

      Forbes Fires Columnist for Bravely Addressing Frats’ Real Problem: Drunk Chicks http://nym.ag/1yr6ewE  @dancow @patricklee6669 @TheOnion

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    4. Shiraz Ahmed ‏@shirazzzz 24 Sep 2014

      @dancow @JSODonoghue @TheOnion "I know this headline is insane, but let me support it"

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    5. Phoenix Blue ‏@Phoenix_Blue 24 Sep 2014

      @dancow @untimelygamer I think @TheOnion should just lift this piece wholesale. It parodies itself.

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    6. Keith Collier ‏@KeithCollier 24 Sep 2014

      @dancow @Andwalsh @TheOnion So the fraternity only lets really drunk people into parties if they are female. Yeah, no problems there.

      0 retweets 1 like
    7. Jason ‏@Falkon_Pawnch 24 Sep 2014

      @dancow @redlianak @TheOnion LOLOL How is that even real life?

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    8. Deborah (Question!) ‏@cantata21 24 Sep 2014

      @dancow @TheOnion /Another cowardly and shiitty rationale for excusing abuse and defending abusers: troglodytes.

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    9. Liz Lincoln ‏@TheLizLincoln 24 Sep 2014

      FFS. RT @dancow: Wow, Forbes truly out-Onioned-@TheOnion in this now-deleted post: http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:http://www.forbes.com/sites/billfrezza/2014/09/23/drunk-female-guests-are-the-gravest-threat-to-fraternities/ …pic.twitter.com/btGHh3ldJB

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    10. Not A Stepford Life ‏@2TheImp 24 Sep 2014

      @dancow @MysteryExec @TheOnion How about some personal responsibility in all of this? I mean, getting so drunk you fall out a window?!

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    11. Josh Levinger ‏@jlev 24 Sep 2014

      #1 threat to @MIT fraternities: drunk females. Sadly not @TheOnion, deleted post @forbes #RampantSexism http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:http://www.forbes.com/sites/billfrezza/2014/09/23/drunk-female-guests-are-the-gravest-threat-to-fraternities/ … via @dancow

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    12. Gary Smith ‏@citypainter 24 Sep 2014

      @dancow @TheOnion Wow that photo they used to... illustrate... the article is really classy, too.

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    13. Kenny ‏@stickerboy 24 Sep 2014

      @dancow @kungfusquirrel @TheOnion I can't even....

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    14. (((Ketzirah))) ‏@carlenlea 24 Sep 2014

      @dancow @TheOnion @film_girl wow. just wow.

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    15. ursalette ‏@Ursalette 24 Sep 2014

      Forbes Fires Columnist for Bravely Addressing Frats’ Real Problem: Drunk Chicks http://nym.ag/1yr6ewE  via @intelligencer @dancow @TheOnion

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    16. Colleen R Costello ‏@CollCostello 24 Sep 2014

      @dancow @TheOnion @BillFrezza @MysteryExec Yeah, cause the guys never get drunk. #MustBeTheWomen Don't delete: own your stupidity. Grow up

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    17. Chad Goodrum ‏@cngoody 24 Sep 2014

      @dancow @TheOnion @littlelazer that guy graduated from MIT at some point in time? Or was that a typo and should’ve been Univ. of Phoenix

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