Merry Christmas ya filthy animals!
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The Night Before Christmas (with FaceTime and Tiger King): A comedic spin on a holiday classic ift.tt/3rpgymY
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Dana Smith
@danasmithcomedy
If you don’t want pain then don’t hang with the Dane Stain
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This made me giddy
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Tim Robinson mocking COVID protestors. The man is a saint.
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SKIT OR DIE happens at 9:00pm over at YouTube.
youtu.be/Ust1pdTxpFs
#livestream #LiveStreaming #SketchComedy
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Not so public now are you, figures?
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I miss grant park mall.
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On the bright side, I’ve never been more constipated.
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I used to about fantasize how great I would eat with endless time for cooking and meal planning but turns out I just really like bread.
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A classic HUNKS video about role playing in bed you little freaks.
youtu.be/uE-s7uHpVl8
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S/O to LinkedIn. Still trying to get me those business connections even during a global pandemic. They know that my business dealings won’t wait for anyone.
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I bet all the people with their “plans” and “goals” and “direction” for their “lives” are feeling pretty silly right now.
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Just watched Minority Report, fun fact, almost no minorities in it.
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Don’t miss , , and shtick-ing it to one another in “Gimmicks & Should They Marry” airing today at 1:30pm on CBC Radio One!
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Hey Rep. Cheney,
I see from your dead people comment that you get your news from Facebook memes, but the National Constitution Center + Newsweek are just two of many places where you can clarify your misunderstanding of the history of the 22nd Amendment: newsweek.com/alexandria-oca
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We knew the Democrats let dead people vote. According to @AOC, they can run for President, too. twitter.com/tomselliott/st…
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You mad bro? 😂
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Fox's Tucker Carlson has a lot of thoughts about @AOC, including that she "is a moron and nasty and more self-righteous than any televangelist who ever preached a sermon on cable access. She’s not impressive, she’s awful.” trib.al/pUE27uW
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When the going gets hard the bizkit gets limp -
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In Toronto I saw a street sign that said “NO STREET HOCKEY ALLOWED.” Just gotta say you would never see that sign in Winnipeg. No matter how dangerous the street or traffic. #gojetsgo
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Thanks Mark & Andy for having me on your podcast! Check out My Gorgeous Son on podcast.com and Cavendish on television.com
What if my love language is farts?
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"It's much less gross when you know it's an egg." -Dana, on the smells at our airbnb
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Friends,
Morning (Friday) is Jummah, the weekly day of worship for our community of Muslim friends and loved ones.
Be there for them. Check in. Perhaps extend a kind gesture at your local mosque.
There is so much fear and hate.
We must negate it with active, courageous love.
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My new motto for life is “Live Fast, Die Though”
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My best and favourite jokes taped LIVE in front a LIVE’n’LAUGHIN’ audience comprised of YOU please!
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Go see Jackie tonight or tomorrow!
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My best and favourite jokes taped LIVE in front a LIVE’n’LAUGHIN’ audience comprised of YOU please!
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Even billionaires are acknowledging it, folks.
When 40% of Americans can’t afford basic needs, or a $400 emergency, the problem isn’t unique. It’s systemic.
That’s not good for anyone. Even billionaires know they can’t shield themselves from this kind of perilous instability.
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Gooooood morning! New video from HUNKS is out!
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Surprise! We've got a new video out this morning!
youtube.com/watch?v=AUJXFP
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#funny #lol #lmao #lmfao #socialenvy #hilarious #laugh #laughing #fun #friends #friend #wacky #crazy #silly #witty #joke #jokes #joking #epic #haha #humor
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Don’t you EVER let ANYONE tell you that you CAN’T use their bathroom.
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Paul Manafort is a rich white man who stole millions, tampered witnesses & undermined US democracy. He got 4 years in prison.
Crystal Mason is a black woman who mistakenly cast a ballot in a local election. She got 5 YEARS.
Never tell me there is equal justice in this country.
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Paul Manafort getting such little jail time for such serious crimes lays out for the world how it’s almost impossible for rich people to go to jail for the same amount of time as someone who is lower income.
In our current broken system, “justice” isn’t blind. It’s bought.
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Paul Manafort’s lenient 4-year sentence — far below the recommended 20 years despite extensive felonies and post-conviction obstruction — is a reminder of the blatant inequities in our justice system that we all know about, because they reoccur every week in courts across America
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Currently ordering food from skump the dumpers
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Hit me up for tickets ASAP! This show always sells out and it’s always so much fun!! t.co/g4KfCh4qX3
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Probably the hardest part of maintaining an herb garden in an apartment is all these damn crows!
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Pick-up a copy at Wee Johnny’s #people
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Album is out! Get it on iTunes or wherever you get your dig' tunes. Physical copies avail from my website. 1st 10 sold get thank u notes.
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I came here to chew bubblegum, and I’m all out of gum... so I guess I’ll see myself out.
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I’d like to get a tattoo of Charlie Chaplin on my lower back #trampstamp
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It's a Throwback Thursday video! Remember when we ripped Canadian television a new one via song? That was fun.
#tbt #throwbackthursday #giveusatvshow
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Yes this is good news!! I'm so ecstatic!
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We’ve listened carefully to the concerns of Canadian artists and regret the stress we have caused the comedy community. The new channel will be called Just For Laughs Canada and will showcase 100% Canadian artists independent of the Just For Laughs catalogue. Full statement below
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