Dana Sitar

@danasitar

sometimes funny. occasionally nude. editor . bylines . turn ons include word of the day.

St. Petersburg, FL (via WI)
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Joined September 2010
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    8 Dec 2017

    I go to strip clubs for the articles.

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  2. Retweeted
    Mar 29

    Hey, . My partner and I are doing a podcast about every episode. We’re on season two. And we’re recapping season ten!

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  3. Mar 31

    If you leave a microwave with more than a minute on the timer, I don’t understand your path through life.

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  4. Mar 27

    Nice work, !

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  5. Mar 27

    yep. absolutely. please do.

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  6. Mar 26

    If you have a dog and aren’t apologizing constantly 12/10 you’re wrong.

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  7. Mar 26

    Pretty chill on the outside, but inside my brain, it’s just a loop of this scene from ‘Trolls.’

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  8. Mar 25

    Never in my life have I screamed at a TV because someone missed a thing in a sport — but you should have heard me just now.

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  9. Mar 24

    None of the old sci-fi movies accurately predicted how much hunching there’d be in the future.

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  10. Mar 23

    Coolest office space in town -- it's official! 🍻 Cheers !

    "We wanted it to feel like home, but also feel creative." Congrats, ! Well deserved. >>>
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  11. Retweeted
    Mar 21

    Worried about saving this summer? Don't sweat it! Here are a few ways that'll help

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  12. Mar 21

    Westerns are basically just people screaming in a dark room while a dusty doctor cauterizes their wounds.

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  13. Mar 18

    Well done, 👏 Not one use of the phrase “porn star.”

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  14. Mar 17

    Inside my head while I help with his Spanish I homework. I'm not good at this.

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  15. Mar 16

    Stop this madness.

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  16. Retweeted
    Mar 13

    have you removed your filter words yet?

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  17. Mar 10

    Just watched the whole of ‘Molly’s Game.’ THAT is how you adapt a goddamn screenplay.

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  18. Mar 10

    Watched 42 min of ‘Call Me by Your Name,’ and it’s the worst. Ironically, because of an apparently poorly adapted screenplay. Also, they’re bisexual, not gay. If you want to talk about it, I’ll be watching ‘Pitch Perfect 3.’

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  19. Retweeted
    Mar 9

    10 Series to Watch on Netflix When You’re Trying Not to Spend Money

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  20. Mar 10

    Trying to decipher the names of trending artists in Apple Music makes me feel 127 years old.

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  21. Retweeted
    Mar 7

    I fucked up big time and slept on tix for in Madison this wknd, if anyone's looking to sell an extra ticket let ya grrl know. Haven't seen dude since Fest 12!

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