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Comedian, writer, The Dana Gould Hour podcast, album Mr. Funny Man avail on KillRockStars, Stan Against Evil season 3 premieres 10/31 on IFC

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    Dana Gould‏Verified account @danagould 9 Feb 2017

    Kellyanne Conway announced, "The 9th Circuit Court is as wrong as the cut of my new Ivanka Trump blouse is oh, so right. On sale now!"

    3:51 PM - 9 Feb 2017
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      1. RDK‏ @KolodyRussell 9 Feb 2017
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      2. Mike de Martino‏ @noshineola 9 Feb 2017
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      1. A Gar‏ @OkChocta 9 Feb 2017
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        @KellyannePolls Conway is supposed to be working for the American people, but, like Trump she is digging her own grave.

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      1. maria ravelo‏ @EmRavelo 9 Feb 2017
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        she is as slimy as trump, and they are both so haggard looking too

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      1. Ted‏ @teddyinflannel 9 Feb 2017
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        Now that's scathingly funny. And the blouse is now on sale at Goodwill for $0.25.

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      1. downsized‏ @joebillharrison 9 Feb 2017
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        on sale but not at Nordstrom! Check out a resale store.

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      1. angie  ❌‏ @angie_eeee 9 Feb 2017
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        Clever wording. It would actually be funny if Kellyanne were incorrect about this. Just so happens, she's right. #9thCircuit @danagould

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      1. Ctsmitty‏ @Carolsm37032442 9 Feb 2017
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        LOCK HER UP...LOCK HER UP... ..LOCK HER UP.....LOCK HER UP!!!! .

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      1. Glenn Wood‏ @glennbobsmith31 9 Feb 2017
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      2. Richard Willbur‏ @RichardWillbur 10 Feb 2017
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        what a joke kellyanne is

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      3. Tarot Georgina‏ @Tarotgeorgina 10 Feb 2017
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        ; she is also fake too she goes where the wind blows

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      1. Dr. Roger Sauer‏ @rsauer3473 9 Feb 2017
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        KA: "And here's a big shout out for Replense, a wonderful vaginal dryness cure. I'm not only a spokesman, but a customer!"

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      1. Bernard Reznicek‏ @KabukichoKing 9 Feb 2017
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        @bnystedt And, Jesus saves, because he shops at Walmart! #forgivemelord

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      2. Tarot Georgina‏ @Tarotgeorgina 10 Feb 2017
        Replying to @momsy01 @danagould @AylanX

        she doze remind me of a horse

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