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FOD, The Occasional, An Unpublished Book About Horses I Have An Idea For. I wouldn't follow me either.

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    5 May 2015

    I'd like to thank everyone for their support while I spend 7 years finding my Twitter voice

    2 replies 3 retweets 35 likes
  2. May 30

    I disagree. I think Trump was intentionally writing his Delta confirmation code in his tweet

    6 likes
  3. May 30

    Covfefe's proof that Trump is the only one w/ the password to his Twitter. Imagine having to knock on his bathroom door to break the news

    1 retweet 5 likes
  4. Retweeted
    Apr 5
    Replying to

    Day 5 Missing! Last possible spotting in south BedStuy on Marcy and Hancock. Brooklyn, please keep your eyes peeled! Thank you! 🐶👀

    5 replies 184 retweets 79 likes
  5. Retweeted
    Apr 1

    Oof. This is good.

    196 replies 1,175 retweets 3,249 likes
  6. Apr 1

    for some reason Pence never bought so now we have it and were kind enough to make him a site

    2 replies 10 retweets 29 likes
  7. Mar 22

    it would be fun to refer to Groundhog Day as "that Andie MacDowell movie"

    3 likes
  8. Feb 26

    wait, wtf

    1 retweet 7 likes
  9. Feb 26

    love that when warren beatty takes the mic, he goes “hello…hello.” like he was handed a phone and was trying to put it on speaker

    2:14
    WATCH: Moment where crew/cast of 'La La Land' realizes a mistake had been made and 'Moonlight' actually won Best Picture.
    3 likes
  10. Feb 26

    reminder: both warren beatty & faye dunaway saw ‘emma stone’ and decided ‘fuck it, i don’t even know where i am, let’s go with it’

    1 retweet 5 likes
  11. Feb 26

    the real winner of the night was warren beatty who totally threw faye dunaway under the bus and got away with it

    3 retweets 9 likes
  12. Feb 5

    i’m just glad knowing all those Patriots players are going home and reading the think pieces about how they have a Trump problem

    1 like
  13. Feb 5

    the biggest letdown of this game is that this tweet has been validated

    Where have I seen stats like this before??? 😂🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
    5 likes
  14. Feb 5

    i hate the patriots. i always have. but i’ve never felt more alive.

    3 likes
  15. Jan 28

    Everyone should tweet this pic every day for four years so every time Trump opens twitter he sees it from somebody

    1 reply 3 retweets 3 likes
  16. Jan 26

    It’s easy to compare Trump to Mr. Burns but the key difference between them is that Mr. Burns has perspective

    3 likes
  17. Jan 3

    wearing a tuxedo to go test drive a Honda to show ‘em i mean business

    1 reply 3 likes
  18. Retweeted
    22 Dec 2016

    'Elf On The Shelf' (Red Band Trailer) starring & is about to heat up the holidays.

    'Elf On The Shelf' (Red Band Trailer)
    17 replies 142 retweets 385 likes
  19. Retweeted
    19 Dec 2016

    Can't wait to watch the new Star Wars sometime after I have kids and my 11 yo goes "What's Star Wars?" and I go "I dunno, let's find out."

    1 retweet 10 likes
  20. 15 Dec 2016

    Advisor: Time for an intelligence briefing? Trump: No A: How about traffic reports for all the websites u hate T: Block out my afternoon

    1 reply 25 retweets 32 likes
  21. 13 Dec 2016

    I put together a comprehensive retrospective of my 2016.

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