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    Dan Abrams‏Verified account @danabrams Sep 21

    Dan Abrams Retweeted Mslyn 🎃

    Well they have been described (unfairly of course) as dad jokes but sadly or not, they are mine.https://twitter.com/lynnsippel/status/1043337760168468480 …

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    Mslyn 🎃 @LynnSippel
    @danabrams do you have a joke writer? Or are you just that witty 😜 #LivePD
    8:28 PM - 21 Sep 2018
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    101 replies 67 retweets 1,560 likes
      1.  🐻#MommaBear 🐻‏ @DonnaJamesRye68 Sep 22
        Replying to @danabrams

        I myself love you being “punny”. You are great at it. 😁

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      1. Marshall Sauciuc‏ @MarshallSauciu1 Sep 21
        Replying to @danabrams

        I know this has nothing to do with this post, but is it true that Florence county sheriffs office from Florence, South Carolina was supposed to be on this season of Livepd? The Sheriff of Florence posted on Facebook a while back that Livepd was going to start filming in Florence

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      2. Maria‏ @Maria_in_STL Sep 21
        Replying to @danabrams

        They’re fun, so don’t stop. Besides the reactions from Sean and Tom are the best. 🤣🤪

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      1.  💙 👮🏿‍♂️ Atomica: Police Appreciation Gifts  👮‍ 🚔‏ @AtomicaStorePA Sep 21
        Replying to @danabrams

        I like your jokes Dan!

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      2. Daniel Wallace  🏎‏ @WeatherManDan97 Sep 21
        Replying to @danabrams @OfficialLivePD

        The dong joke was the best ever.

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      1. nichole bonollo‏ @BonolloNichole Sep 21
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        I watch for the jokes and k9s love u dan!

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      1. Carol Otto‏ @OttoCarolinamav Sep 21
        Replying to @danabrams

        Love your jokes & comments!!!!

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      1. Stephanie‏ @Stephan16622260 Sep 21
        Replying to @danabrams

        Dad jokes are the best anyway 👍

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      1. Dawn‏ @obxgirl75 Sep 22
        Replying to @danabrams

        I love your jokes 😂❤

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      1. Kristi Lee‏ @kgoble78 Sep 21
        Replying to @danabrams

        He was not acting chill 😂 love ya, @danabrams! Your jokes make this show what it is.

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      1. Geria‏ @postmaster1992 Sep 21
        Replying to @danabrams @OfficialLivePD

        Love your jokes. Maybe that guy did have some kind of “bell”. Haha! Probably not!

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      1. dr.mikeska‏ @dr_mikeska Sep 21
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        The #LivePDNation loves your silly dad jokes!👍

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      1. Jennifer Remis‏ @JenniferRemis1 Sep 22
        Replying to @danabrams

        I liked your crushed ice joked last night when the guy tore apart the ice machine and drywall!! It was a good joke! Maybe they aren’t all funny but at least you try and you are witty Dan!! Love ya!

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      1. Kathy‏ @sweetone42 Sep 21
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        I love your jokes, keep them coming #LivePD

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      1. Mike Lundgren‏ @mikelundgren Sep 21
        Replying to @danabrams

        @OfficialLivePD is the best show on tv! The Dad jokes are clearly a bonus.

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      1. Janet‏ @TwistedKnitter Sep 22
        Replying to @danabrams

        What’s really sad is my humor is like yours and I’m not a dad. 😏

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      1. Dianne ‏ @asl524_dianne Sep 22
        Replying to @danabrams

        Truly, your jokes are the best as are the reactions from Tom and Sean. The three of you have very real and natural comments are. That's what this show is about. Not staged or scripted. Real life. Don't change anything 😎🤟

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      1. satinthepark‏ @justdoinmythng6 Sep 22
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        Tell us more about your dong

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