"they remain puppets, and do not have a sexual orientation.” this is the best line in journalism.
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...and in a related story, Miss Piggy and Kermit DID NOT consummate their marriage. You know, because they're freakin' puppets!
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I am losing my faith in humanity...

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Well, Trump is president in this bizarro world.
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And what makes it even weirder is that his supporters want us to pretend he's not ignoring that 76 percent of Americans live paycheck to paycheck while he gives the military 717 billion.https://youtu.be/NqR5rSIW-h8
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They've been riding dirty for a while.
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Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
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#CNN top story of the day



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Not surprised

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Dan, we've got more pressing issues todayhttps://twitter.com/InsiderFood/status/1039355350716014592 …
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Also, in other news, Achmed the Dead Terrorist isn't really a dead terrorist.
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I agree. There is no need to label them. It is a show aimed at young children.
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This is really where we are at in our world
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Have you seen Avenue Q? If not you should ;)
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Is this explanation even necessary? Why are we as a population sexualizing everything?
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What is wrong with people today??

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