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Dumbing of Age. Internet Pornlord. Thought Leader (on butts). Transformers. Taco Bell. A punk. Acts 10:13

Columbus, Ohio
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Joined March 2008

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    1. Thank you for eating pumpkin‏Verified account @damnyouwillis Dec 31

      realtalk, wilbur: did you ever really have love is this like "giving up" becoming a professional basketball playerpic.twitter.com/M1ygPowuEA

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    2. Thank you for eating pumpkin‏Verified account @damnyouwillis Dec 31

      there are some stark contrasts in mary worth's jan 1 strip and mine, i tell youpic.twitter.com/qDClz0cDOc

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      Thank you for eating pumpkin‏Verified account @damnyouwillis Dec 31

      here i was worried he was gonna be Aldo Kelrast 2.0, but he's jumped right over that and landed straight into the incel community

      10:44 PM - 31 Dec 2017
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      • Zoe Boo-Rian Cereal, Now With Marshmallows David Hall ʕ୨•̀ᴥ•́ʔ୨ ︵ ¡ǝʇǝd Molly Bauckham Spencer Semkowich Chris dungeonmaster11 Indighoul WILLIKERS!
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        2. Thank you for eating pumpkin‏Verified account @damnyouwillis Dec 31

          i'm just thinking, like he's divorced, right and NOW is when he's giving up love, after he abandoned his girlfriend for a year to deal with her son's drug crisis alone and then dumped her -- not, y'know, after losing his marriage

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        3. Thank you for eating pumpkin‏Verified account @damnyouwillis Dec 31

          wilbur you little shit

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        4. Thank you for eating pumpkin‏Verified account @damnyouwillis Dec 31

          i hope this is what mary says to him, word-for-word, over tea and muffins wilbur, you little shit

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        5. Thank you for eating pumpkin‏Verified account @damnyouwillis Dec 31

          how does this man write an advice column

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        2. ʕ୨•̀ᴥ•́ʔ୨ ︵ ¡ǝʇǝd‏ @awesomonster Dec 31
          Replying to @damnyouwillis

          2018 is wilbur's year to finally realize his one true love: sandwiches

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        3. Thank you for eating pumpkin‏Verified account @damnyouwillis Dec 31
          Replying to @awesomonster

          "SANDWICHES never leave me, i mean they do, after i digest them, but"

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        4. ʕ୨•̀ᴥ•́ʔ୨ ︵ ¡ǝʇǝd‏ @awesomonster Dec 31
          Replying to @damnyouwillis

          he'll come up with a faux latin name a la sapiosexual and write angry missives on the internet about how its a legitimate sexuality under his ask wendy pseudonym

          0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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        1. Boo-Rian Cereal, Now With Marshmallows‏ @BrianWithCheese Dec 31
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          Mary, "Wilbur you were JUST FUCKING HERE. Unlike SOME people, I have a LIFE."

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        1. The Feather‏ @YellFeat Dec 31
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          Isn't this more mgtow than incel?

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        1. Emily‏ @Unmagical_Girl Dec 31
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          With that combover, was he ever going anywhere else? A man with hair like that is a man who lies to himself.

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