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elvish presley

@damnassrocks

guitar hero legend and stole

from korea

purgatoriomsha.ke/shinigamimamiJoined June 2014

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bro u were fucking w my boyfriend for months, said sorry to me, invited me out and now are bragging about it online 😭 ur already rotting inside fuck off twitter.com/srry4dweight/s

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being a mean girl is ugly as fuck

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screaming the new kali uchis album until my lungs turn black

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me after responding to one dm

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hate a bitch dat look gay but isn’t gay i outta rip dat 3 piercing combo out ya nose

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i did it

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can someone cut the back for me

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quitting my job cutting my hair

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bouncer: I can’t let you in man, something is clearly ailing you, the tormented are not getting in here

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@wnbagirlfriend

keep going babe you're almost a shell of your former self

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combusting into pure universal light energy

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just clocked in on this beautiful sunday with tears in my eyes

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yo not my buttplug on the bookcase

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cognitive functions going crazy today

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when you wake up and can finally finish everything you've been putting off for months <3

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sorry can’t talk i’m busy finding beauty in everything

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crying and chugging a strawberry marg, yeah i can multitask

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this guy

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reality will not destroy me

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final fantasy xiii ost always got me

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😂😂😂

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they made me so perfect they had to give me a hard life to keep me humble

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i'm speaking in tongues but this time i understand it

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me after being a woman in tech support

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sending the :3 face to my doordash driver

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LMFAOOOOOO

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guh-hyuck

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shoutout to the grand jury

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@FilledwithUrine

bro i’m sorry for writing our names together with my glittery gel pens bro please talk to me it was a joke

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my bad bro

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muttering cryptic messages after the cashier rings me up for a slim jim twin pack

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the dude who created chuck e. cheese also created atari 😭😭😭

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no it's fine babe i don't mind the cordyceps from the last of us growing inside your bong water

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bro her ability to find beauty in the mundane

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@wnbagirlfriend

i like to go to the park and find a rock and hit myself with it

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damn i didn't know they sold kirin at the mos eisley cantina

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