This is a story of how one babe wanted to kill me with sexual enjoyment. Brothers, stay woke.Forget forming coitus Jagaban and Igodo part 1: conqueror of the evil forest.There are some babes you'll Jam, you sef go believe. Issa Thread
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It is sad, that like my last thread, this one also begins with Progress. I was in my room, in final year, when he comes in and says we should go hangout and drink because "you know. No beer in heaven
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Baba had invited a babe and she was coming with her friend (private uni babe on hols) whom he wanted me to meet, say na my spec. I agreed when he showed me the friend's picture cos the babe was confirmed doctor's prescription and Lord knows I was not feeling fine
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Got to Eismann, saw the babe and Blood of Nebuchadnezzar!!! She was even better looking in person. I became worried like what will Progress want in return? What's wrong with the babe? Is she okay? But once we got talking, I was smitten. The babe make Sen(10)se.pic.twitter.com/2iUCNxXlD7
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Up next you know the usual: follow up. Calls, pings[bbm was the shit then]. We were flowing like river Niger but babe was giving me mixed signals. Today, we'll be sweet and all, next day she'll be all ' new phone who's this?'
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One cool evening, we strolled to Love garden, picked one serene spot and I laid it all down. "Why don't you want me? Is it my Big head? Don't you like me? Is it another guy? Tell me" All of this i said with the best 'why are you wickeding me like this face i could musterpic.twitter.com/S6BqIgNhFY
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Men as i was telling it all, babe bowed her head. You know when your talk don dey enter the white blood cells. I was deeply convinced my breakthrough was here. My miracle was on the way. That finally
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Men for like three minutes babe just dey look me for eye. I was afraid men. At a point, be like her eye wanted to be changing color to indigo. Ha! God abeg o! Na just small love we wan love which kind an eye for an eye staring contest be this? Next thing she said.
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Steve let's just be friends. You can't handle what i bring to the table. It's been a problem with other guys. Pls. My spirit man was likepic.twitter.com/T2MN0mHUiF
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That "let's just be friends feeling" 


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