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no offense but regarding the music journalists saying

weathervanes is "backyard party ready!"....do they have ears? that hear words? how can you listen to king of oklahoma w/ out dry heave crying. you're just gonna do that at your bbq? are you insane??

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Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc

Cormac McCarthy, often called America's greatest modern author, passed away today and even if you never read any of his books, here's something you should know: For the first 27 years of his writing career, hardly anyone noticed. None of his books sold over 5,000 copies.

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Smiles, everyone, smiles!

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Clarence is basically my memoirs come to life.

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With Clarence being taken down from HBOmax (again) - and the 10th anniversary coming next year, it would be the perfect time for a complete series DVD/Blu-ray set! I wonder if @warnerbros @cartoonnetwork @ShoutFactory would be interested in producing a full series one?

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If you’re seeing all this #ComicsBrokeMe as a fan and wondering what you can do to help as a fan? Talk about the books you love. Subscribe to artists Patreons. Commission artists. Compliment creators more. Leave reviews. Buy your favorite book for a friend. It can go a long way.

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I think my favorite thing about Star Trek is that they predicted tablets but in a way in which every tablet can only hold a single piece of information so if you wanted to work off an iPad you'd need about 75 of them

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We mostly do two bands at our shows here in Napa. This is Happy Hour band country and the headliner band was so confused that there was an opener tonight, and that they don't get to play for 2 hours straight. This has been my biggest challenge here.

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If the Muppets were still doing a weekly variety show we 100% would have had a Miss Piggy parody of TÁR call PÍG where she karate kicks the conductor

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RESPECT THE

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Y'all #FromonMGM is a good ass show. You've never heard of it because it's on... #mgmplus but it's a good ass horror puzzle box mystery show and i love it and i think you will too.

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Dune Part 1 ended in a way that felt far more organic and satisfying to me than the ending of Across the Spider-Verse

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Heidi MacDonald

Everyone mourning the death of comics writing, first off 1)

hadn't been doing it for a while and b)

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are still around. As is

. You'll miss us when we're gone....but we're not gone yet!

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I just heard Rock N Roll McDonalds by Wesley Willis blasting out of somewhere and looked up and saw it was coming out of a car full of teens. I have so much hope in the youth, in the future of our world.

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This is a fun little family story.

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BREAKING NEWS. A POPEYE MYSTERY HAS BEEN SOLVED, and all because of these gifts that keep on giving me stories. Saturday was my parents' 45th anniversary. I told King Features that their wedding theme had been Popeye and Olive, so they gave me the gifts above to take to them...

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patreon.com/roryblank It'd be really cool if I can get to 500 subscribers before my 50th issue comes out next month or in early July, but it's fine if that doesn't happen.

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It is so bizarre that HBO Max is ditching HBO from its name — considering HBO is legendary for its extraordinary original programming. Why WOULDN’T you want to be associated with the name that aired The Sopranos, Six Feet Under, The Wire, Oz, Insecure, Game Of Thrones… ? 🥴

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I know you’re all very disappointed, but I will *not* be dropping the first half of my name any time soon 👀

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You can tell MAX was a good branding move, because they've had to keep HBO in the app's name to let people know what the heck it is. I would humbly suggest "HBO Max" is cleaner branding than "Max: Stream HBO, TV, & Movies"

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John Frankensteiner

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The new HBO Max (MAX) has eliminated writer/director credits in their interface in favor of a vague "Creators." This is what Raging Bull currently looks like. It's so fucking over.

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Less than Jake Deftones Rage against the machine Goldfinger Reel Big Fish twitter.com/friendlykittie

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Is it crass to exploit Mothers Day with an impassioned plea, from our fam to yours, to please preorder my upcoming novel WHAT KIND OF MOTHER wherever you prefer to pick up your books? Think of the children: bit.ly/3O73n7U #whatkindofmother #claymcleodchapman #quirkbooks

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DEAR SOCIAL MEDIA GO FUCK YOURSELF

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Get in on the StockParty happening now! Join with my link and we’ll both get bonus stock, plus an extra $20 to invest (it’s that easy).

Earn Bonus Stock | Stash Stock Party

The more, the merrier! Join #StashStockParty and invite your friends to earn our bonus stock of the week. The bigger the party, the larger the reward.

FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY BROKEN HEART GO FUCK YOURSELF

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Conan is the king, he managed to keep his show SO entertaining during the 2007 writer's strike. BUT, much more impressively: He paid the salaries of nearly 80 staff members whose jobs were idled because of the strike. Out of his own pocket. Man is a legend.

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This is true. Here's Conan spinning his wedding ring during the 2007 writers' strike just to fill airtime. It was like this for months. NBC was lucky that Conan is the GOAT, but it's impossible to explain to Gen Z how bad the content will get if there's another one. twitter.com/aklingus/statu…

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The Collected Doug Wright Vol. 2 (Designed & edited by Seth) #crowdfunding

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The Collected Doug Wright Vol. 2 (Designed & edited by Seth)

The Collected Doug Wright Vol. 2 covers the second half of the career of Doug Wright, one of Canada's best and most beloved cartoonists. Designed and edited by the artist Seth, who also personally...

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Nepo baby

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I was born into a WGA home, raised by a WGA family, and when that family needed help the WGA was there for them. Good luck to all WGA members out there. Give 'em hell.

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Band friends: You guys know what Striking your equipment means right? Am I using it wrong? Set up your stuff to the side of the stage for quick and easy load in on the stage when it's clear. Bands in Napa, look at me like I'm an idiot when I say this.

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I didn't think anyone actually did this, but i just did this during

's new special. Ubiquitous. I don't even know how to spell it. I had to voice message it. But i use that shit all the time. Wonderful. Great special Kyle. youtu.be/iWR4AMqfTNA

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Fucking Rich Boy rock bands who are "totally going to make it" are going to be the death of what little remains of my sanity. haha.

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Colorado became the first state Tuesday to ensure farmers can fix their own equipment with the governor’s signing of a “right to repair” law, which forces manufacturers to provide the necessary manuals, tools, parts and software.

Colorado becomes 1st state to pass 'right to repair' for farmers

Democratic Gov. Jared Polis of Colorado has signed legislation forcing manufacturers to provide the necessary manuals, tools, parts and software to farmers, so they can fix their own machines.

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I stole this issue from the dentist office as a kid. 😁

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On This Day in Simpsons History

#OnThisDay #OTD April 23, 1990, #TheSimpsons appeared on the cover of @Newsweek.

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So it goes.

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I've never got a lot of traction on here, but now i get zero. Anyone even seeing this?

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I just can't get over just how AWESOME

was on Picard. Hot damn, She stole every single moment she was on screen!!! Hot damn she was fantastic. I can't wait to see where her career goes next.

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I used my audio editing skills to recover a buried

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