Dallas Kashuba

@dallas

Failed punk rock singer. Creative soul, logical mind, DJ/producer. Working on better social video (Hubbub). Founded . Music is my happy place.

San Francisco
Joined December 2006

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    18 Dec 2020

    This is the perfect time for me to share what I've been working on. It's a tool/app/thing for people to connect over video in meaningful ways. I hope it can help you feel a little closer to your loved ones during the holidays, too!

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  2. Feb 27

    I don’t know how to sound enthusiastic without also yelling.

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  3. Feb 26

    Is there anything I can do with all of this liquer?

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  4. Feb 22

    I was always too snobby to really appreciate Daft Punk's unique charm, but their catchiest hooks still stick in my head decades later... Around The World!

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  5. Feb 14
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  6. Feb 14

    I’ve never met a crouton I didn’t like. Even soggy and stale.

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  7. Feb 11

    Holy crap, I just clicked on a big cat rescue search result.

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  8. Feb 10

    Clubhouse became my most annoying app within hours of installing it. So many notifications!

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  9. Feb 9

    If you find yourself saying you’re taking the high road, you’re not taking the high road.

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  10. Feb 7

    Did I just hear “Michelob Ultra Organic Seltzer”? Almost none of those words go together.

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  11. Feb 7

    Why does human hair just keeping growing longer and longer? Is there some evolutionary advantage to that? Making rope out of it?

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  12. Jan 28

    My favorite cooking tip is to use the microwave at 60% power.

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  13. Retweeted
    Jan 25

    Step 0: Citadel pays Robinhood for order flow. Citadel gets to see RH's orders a few milliseconds before they're filled. Citadel may choose to front-run some of those trades. Step 1: RH's customers and WallStreetBets start manipulating . This is happening in the open.

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  14. Jan 28

    This GameStop thing is like if Occupy Wall Street and Trumpism had a baby. This might be a heck of a decade. A heckade.

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  15. Jan 16

    Is it important that our children understand “I love it when a plan comes together?”

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  16. Jan 13

    Why were all those people in cartoons moving their huge safes around with pulley systems or cranes?

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  17. 20 Dec 2020

    File under things no one ever says: “Things went uphill fast.”

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  18. 19 Dec 2020

    When people tell me “you haven’t changed a bit” I take that as a challenge.

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  19. 17 Dec 2020

    A geometrist is a doctor for shapes.

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  20. 4 Dec 2020

    I’m starting a new punk band. It’s called Socially Distant.

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