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This is the perfect time for me to share what I've been working on. It's a tool/app/thing for people to connect over video in meaningful ways. I hope it can help you feel a little closer to your loved ones during the holidays, too!https://hubbub.live/
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I don’t know how to sound enthusiastic without also yelling.
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Is there anything I can do with all of this liquer?pic.twitter.com/W7EIaKxtv7
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I was always too snobby to really appreciate Daft Punk's unique charm, but their catchiest hooks still stick in my head decades later... Around The World!
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I’ve never met a crouton I didn’t like. Even soggy and stale.
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Holy crap, I just clicked on a big cat rescue search result.
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Clubhouse became my most annoying app within hours of installing it. So many notifications!
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If you find yourself saying you’re taking the high road, you’re not taking the high road.
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Did I just hear “Michelob Ultra Organic Seltzer”? Almost none of those words go together.
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Why does human hair just keeping growing longer and longer? Is there some evolutionary advantage to that? Making rope out of it?
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My favorite cooking tip is to use the microwave at 60% power.
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Dallas Kashuba Retweeted
Step 0: Citadel pays Robinhood for order flow. Citadel gets to see RH's orders a few milliseconds before they're filled. Citadel may choose to front-run some of those trades. Step 1: RH's customers and WallStreetBets start manipulating
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This GameStop thing is like if Occupy Wall Street and Trumpism had a baby. This might be a heck of a decade. A heckade.
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Is it important that our children understand “I love it when a plan comes together?”
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Why were all those people in cartoons moving their huge safes around with pulley systems or cranes?
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File under things no one ever says: “Things went uphill fast.”
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When people tell me “you haven’t changed a bit” I take that as a challenge.
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A geometrist is a doctor for shapes.
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I’m starting a new punk band. It’s called Socially Distant.
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