Dale Samples

@dalesamples

my humor is so dry I have to apply lotion.

Nitro, WV
Vrijeme pridruživanja: siječanj 2012.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    20. tra 2018.

    White Cheddar is going to be my rapper name.

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  2. 30. sij

    "You have all the information about God you need. Enough of this noncommittal, risk-averse, weak-willed, God-forgetting immaturity. Or, as it probably says in some of the more modern translations, ‘Grow up.’"

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  3. 30. sij

    Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do!

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  4. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    27. sij

    Latest from : A random dad called out Liz Warren...and it was beautiful

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  5. 25. sij

    I don’t think “deers” should count. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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    Obstacles in Bible Reading: ‘I Don’t Want to Read the Bible’

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  7. 13. sij

    Just had a dream about root beer flavored nasal spray. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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  8. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    6. sij

    Same person. Different locations.

    Prikaži ovu nit
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  9. 1. sij

    The Jungle felt like an episode that was just phoned in. I expected a newspaper saying lion escaped or something. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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  10. 1. sij

    Holidays in the middle of the week throw me off.

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  11. 1. sij

    I wake up in same small space with the creepy clown 🤡 and I’m not going to be so calm.

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  12. 1. sij

    If everyone stopped catering to Anthony, he might think twice being all alone.

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  13. 31. pro 2019.

    “Would you care to see the rest of the house?” Except the doors 🚪 or windows. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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  14. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    9. lis 2019.

    ME REGULARLY: *uses the same 3 things at home* ME PACKING FOR VACATION: I wonder if I'll need 4 French horns or 5

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  15. 30. pro 2019.
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  16. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    24. pro 2019.

    We forget everything. But we've never forgotten this. If you're looking for a quick read this Christmas Eve, I think you might benefit from this:

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  17. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    24. pro 2019.

    New from : There's never been a better Christmas to give yourself to Jesus

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  18. 1. pro 2019.

    . seen OJ on episode of Dragnet trying to join PD. He didn’t kill anyone whole episode either. Amazing!

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    29. stu 2019.
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  20. 29. stu 2019.
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  21. 29. stu 2019.
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