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  1. 24 Mar 2016

    How is "background-clip: text;" still not a standard? Fix it internetz!

  2. 22 Dec 2015

    Likes speak louder than words

  3. 21 Apr 2015

    Oh my God, I’m dropping caps like beginnin. I hope your listenin, smackin babies at their Christenin.

  4. 26 Aug 2014

    Love hate relationship with a sexy leg, yeah I'm talking about you capital "R"

  5. 22 Aug 2014

    If you can't make it good, at least kern it good.

  6. 21 Aug 2014

    Don't hate the browser, hate the game.

  7. 1 Aug 2014

    Ease up! Psuedo class Selekta!

  8. 31 Jul 2014

    Fade to #000000

  9. 28 Mar 2011

    Pot holes on road A) Avoid it B) Obstacle course C) Double Dare D) Take the physical challenge

  10. 6 May 2010

    Eat it! A) Arugula B) Apricot C) Apple D) Android

  11. 2 Mar 2010

    Pure evil A) Lucifer B) Satan C) The Devil D) Google

  12. 2 Mar 2010

    Freaks A) Honeys B) Dummies C) Playboy Bunnies D) Those wanting money

  13. 1 Sep 2009

    Lowest in calories A) Burgers B) Butter C) Brownies D) Bitches

  14. 26 Aug 2009

    Let's focus on A) Working B) Cleaning C) Exercising D) Smoking cigars

  15. 11 Jul 2009

    A Liar is closely related to A) deceiver. B) fabricator C) con artist or D) weatherman

  16. 9 Jul 2009

    A) French-vanilla B) butter-pecan C) chocolate-deluxe D) Even caramel sundaes

  17. 30 Apr 2009

    Saw someone with a mask on in the subway. A) Next train. B) Dont take the train. C) Get my own mask or D) Pulled Pork Sandwich.

  18. 17 Apr 2009

    A) Tap water. B) Bottled water. C) Vitamin water. or D) Irish carbomb

  19. 16 Apr 2009

    This starving economy calls for A) Porterhouse Steak. B) Lobster. C) White Truffle Mushroom sauce. or D) Peanut butter jelly.

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