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We can fix it. We have the technology. OK. We need to create the technology. Alright. The policy guys are mucking with the technology. Relax. WE'RE ON IT.

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    Dan Kaminsky‏Verified account @dakami 10 Jan 2018

    In terms of plot twists, Gwyneth Paltrow turning into a villain genuinely too ridiculous for Marvel but not too ridiculous for actual real life is ... impressive https://twitter.com/i/moments/951120912564260866 …

    1:50 PM - 10 Jan 2018
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      1. Dan Kaminsky‏Verified account @dakami 10 Jan 2018

        also, i'm so sorry

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      1. Tom Bielecki 𐃏‏ @tombielecki 10 Jan 2018
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        "Jarvis, cancel my enema subscription"

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      1. Josh Donner‏ @wintaru 10 Jan 2018
        Replying to @dakami

        I don't need a Dr to tell me not to shove coffee up there, yeesh.

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      1. Dan Kaminsky‏Verified account @dakami 10 Jan 2018
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        It’s not coffee

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      1. Dan Kaminsky‏Verified account @dakami 10 Jan 2018
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        Putting the end in endgame

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      1. Alias Jackie, Alias Jack‏ @superdaveghs 10 Jan 2018

        Obvs not americano

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      2. Doc Malba‏ @DrMalba 10 Jan 2018
        Replying to @dakami

        If I have to rank them, this is still far below Tila Tequila becoming a robot simulacrum to flat-earther and finally ending up a Neo-Nazi.

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      3. Dan Kaminsky‏Verified account @dakami 10 Jan 2018
        Replying to @DrMalba

        yeah but she named herself after tequila, it's like the ring you know what's going to happen next

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      1. Sean Cody‏ @nullstream 10 Jan 2018
        Replying to @dakami

        Reminds me of the Batman movie where the joker exclaims 'This town needs in enema!". Jack Nicholson's performance maybe?

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      2. Jason Lindquist‏ @0xEnder 10 Jan 2018
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        Plot twist: That’s how they purged Extremis from Pepper Potts.

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      3. Dan Kaminsky‏Verified account @dakami 10 Jan 2018
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        they...only changed...one letter

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