A guy just sent me a dick pic and there was an open book in the photo, and I texted back, "What are you reading?" in case anyone is still wondering why I'm single.
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daisy barringer
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Referees should have post-game interviews
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Did someone steal the Empire State Building?
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Fly @Eagles Fly! We’re going Green and White in honor of the Eagles NFC Championship Victory.
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Um … is this … a real question???
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Is there anyone better than @JalenHurts?
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I’m basically Trent Williams right now, just fyi. 😈😈😈
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Can’t wait to see the Eagles lose the Super Bowl. 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗
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“And they certainly earned it here today.” … pretty sure that’s not how earning something works. #SFvsPHI
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Exactly. If the refs did their job, Trent Williams wouldn’t have been forced to do his.
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Well, when these horrendous refs lose control of the game and can't keep players away from each other, and it goes on and and on with no flag, sometimes it takes a man like Trent to do their job for them. Good job, Trent. #49ers #Eagles
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Good on Trent Williams. Fuck those assholes.
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Why are the Eagles fans even on Twitter? Go punch each other in the face and destroy your hometown for fuck’s sake.
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How didn’t the eagles earn it 
sounds like a salty niners fan . Destroyed Purdy and Johnson . Y’all destroying yourselves with all the penalties . Stop blaming the eagles .
sounds like a salty niners fan . Destroyed Purdy and Johnson . Y’all destroying yourselves with all the penalties . Stop blaming the eagles .1
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Like … what are the eagles fans even cheering about? Do they not realize why they’re winning this game? It’s not cause of anything they did.
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This is legit ridiculous. The only joy I’ll have until the Eagles lose the Super Bowl is knowing they didn’t earn their way there. But this game just needs to end.
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I saw a player beat his man and then held before getting shoved into the punter, but that’s just me I guess.
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This game is so dumb.
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I just figured out that I am obviously in the middle of an anxiety nightmare and that soon my alarm clock will go off and it’ll be the morning of Game Day. #49ers
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This is fucking insane
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Here’s an idea. Let’s just delay the entire game. Forever. #49ers
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Clearly I’m not drinking fast enough.
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Well that sucked. #49ers
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Too bad they don’t have earthquakes in Philly ‘cause I would be rooting for a big one right now.
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At least the Eagles are going to win for total bullshit reasons. I can live with that. Get ‘em comfy and let them get destroyed in the Super Bowl.
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Okay well at least now it’s just a joke.
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And the game’s all tied up. Oh sorry no wait. The refs gave the Eagles that first TD so now they’re up by 7.
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The refs played really well on that drive. I hope they get credit for the Eagles TD.
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I also put on a scarf and hat because it’s 58 degrees in my apartment so I guess I can also never take these off? #49ers
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I just opened a beer (I wasn’t going to drink) so clearly I just need to keep that going. #49ers
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Just put in juszczyk
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Although that second delay of game is helping
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I know I keep saying it’s over but then I don’t know how to not have hope
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This one coming down to the wire
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Good thing the game is basically over or they’d probably be murdering a Niners fan right about now.
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Philly fans not gonna be pleased with "We cannot confirm...."
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It was a great season, Niners. ♥️💛♥️💛♥️💛♥️💛♥️💛♥️💛
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On the verge of tears
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