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@dahanese

East coaster with an SF love affair. Works ; formerly , , , . I enjoy juxtaposing things. Also: cheese, and tiny dachshunds.

San Francisco, CA
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Joined January 2008
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  1. 13 hours ago

    I told her I wanted my hair to be a sunset.

    1:55 PM - 10 Apr 2016 · Details
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  2. Apr 9

    Last sportspucks of the year before playoffland.

    11:40 AM - 9 Apr 2016 · Details
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    Apr 8

    Sleeping with my arms straight helps (h/t ) if anyone's reading this & thinking they too could do with less hand/finger pain

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  4. Apr 7

    New publication and migration tools are live on . Here’s how to use ’em.

    “…tarting today, customization options for publications have increased exponentially.” from “How to Make Your Publication Look Great” by elizabeth tobey.
    11:53 AM - 7 Apr 2016 · Details
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  5. Apr 7

    Just learned about the merger. Anxiety about my 70K miles is inevitable.

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    Apr 6

    So thrilled to see back in action!!! Thank you for everything you do, & <3

    Did you miss us? We’re back!
    2 retweets 4 likes
  7. Apr 5

    How in god’s name is that only 13, Blizzard? I feel like I’m losing my mind.

    8:04 PM - 5 Apr 2016 · Details
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  8. Apr 5

    i love that i diligently worked out every day while on a business trip and now am too tired to do anything once home. oops.

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  9. Apr 1

    This is weird. Also what I do on Friday when I visit my friends?

    10:56 PM - 1 Apr 2016 · Details
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  10. Apr 1

    okay, i’m a fan of deadspin and jezebel swapping staff for April Fools. that’s hilarious.

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  11. Apr 1

    Why Boaty McBoatface embodies the best of the internet.

    “Because when you put something in the hands of the internet, you probably shouldn’t expect us to do the smartest thing, but we sure as hell might do the most joyous thing.” from “Why Boaty McBoatface Embodies the Best of the Internet” by elizabeth tobey.
    10:14 AM - 1 Apr 2016 · Details
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  12. Mar 31

    “If you need help looking at a homepage, a help center isn't going to help you.” Wise, wise, wise words.

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    Mar 31

    "'That sounds like a lot of work. Can't we just use the old [pronouns]?' Yeah, nah. It's really not difficult"

    I'm not male. I'm not female. Please don't ask me about my junk: via
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  14. Mar 29

    <3

    Twitter: I’m so funny. Facebook: I’m so happy. Tinder: I’m so hot. Medium: I got fired.
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    Mar 29 Brooklyn, NY

    It's not too late! Snag those last tix now. is April 16th!!!

    8:18 AM - 29 Mar 2016 · Details
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  16. Mar 29

    Not bad for 8 am. (I am cheating. It feels like 11 to me.)

    8:20 AM - 29 Mar 2016 · Details
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  17. Mar 29

    I brought boxed water to my cycling class this opening. I am the most San Francisco. Don’t care that boxed water comes from the other coast.

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  18. Mar 28

    Back at home: classy monitor stands are here!

    6:22 PM - 28 Mar 2016 · Details
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  19. Mar 28

    I am so damned tired I could do something to exhibit that tiredness but all I can think of is saying “drool”

  20. Mar 28

    I was sad I bought awesome tulips then went to SF for 9 days, so my husband’s sending me pics of them everyday. <3

    5:00 PM - 28 Mar 2016 · Details
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