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    Floyd‏ @dafloydsta 17 Aug 2016

    WIFE: Stop spending money on stupid stuff ME: Okay [later] WIFE: What the hell? [dog walks by in a tuxedo] ME: He's getting married, Karen

    9:06 AM - 17 Aug 2016
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    • Lacey Lancaster room temp natty light beentsy 🇨🇦🐾🧶🌌 Muffled sounds of gorilla violence ☾. PoisondSwine Grungy Toes A.M♚ wolfcastle
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      1. Kristin French‏ @krissynfe 17 Aug 2016
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        @lauren__ann_

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      1. Reginald D Hunter‏Verified account @reginalddhunter 18 Aug 2016

        Also, names Karen Helen and Ruth are common American 50's soap opera names of wifely foils

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      1. Reginald D Hunter‏Verified account @reginalddhunter 18 Aug 2016

        You are. And Ruth doesn't sarc like Karen

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      2. Snibbers‏ @snibbers 18 Aug 2016
        Replying to @reginalddhunter @GoodLifeDecoder @dafloydsta

        you can get a decent amount of comedic vitriol into 'Susan' as well.

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      1. Cyrano Knows Things‏ @Cyranos_Nose 18 Aug 2016
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        @bourgeoisalien So technically you are your dog's Best Man :)

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      1. Jasc‏ @JascMacqueen58 19 Aug 2016
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        @brianrayguitar this is to funny !!!!

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      1. Mr. Bijoy‏ @mrbijoy 20 Aug 2016
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        baahahahahahaaa

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      1. IowaBills‏ @iansawyer 20 Aug 2016
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        @stellasev7169 Karen!

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      1. your mom‏ @tayandmae 22 Aug 2016
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        lmfao

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      1. Instinct ✌🏾 🎃‏ @Instinct_FPS 1 Oct 2016
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        @HushFBGMBangs 😂

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